Bruce Willis William Rose Bailey
Robert Patrick Ray Carter
Demi Moore Madison Lee
Melissa McCarthy Bystander (uncredited)
Drew Barrymore Dylan Sanders, Producer
Lucy Liu Alex Munday
Cameron Diaz Natalie Cook
Shia LaBeouf Max Petroni
John Cleese Mr. Munday
Justin Theroux Seamus O'Grady
Carrie Fisher Mother Superior
Luke Wilson Pete Kominsky
Rodrigo Santoro Randy Emmers
Crispin Glover Thin Man
Robert Forster Roger Wixon
Tommy Flanagan Irish Henchman
Eric Bogosian Alan Caulfield
McG Director, Executive Music Producer
Bernie Mac Jimmy Bosley
Jaclyn Smith Kelly Garrett (uncredited)
P!nk Coal Bowl Starter
Matt LeBlanc Jason Gibbons
Mary-Kate Olsen Future Angel (uncredited)
Tim Rigby Stunts
John August Screenplay, Story
Clay Cullen Stunts
Andrew Wilson Cop
Dita Von Teese Thanks
Chris Pontius Irish Henchman
Willie D. Burton Production Sound Mixer
Donna Evans Stunts
Scott L. Treger Stunt Double
J. Michael Riva Production Design
Heidi Moneymaker Stunt Double
Cormac Wibberley Screenplay
Marianne Wibberley Screenplay
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
John Forsythe Charles 'Charlie' Townsend (voice)
Greg Orloff Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Bob Stephenson Crazed Fan
Matt McColm Stunts, O'Grady's Goon (uncredited)
Steve Hytner Bathroom Guy
Bob Minor Stunt Double
Yuen Cheung-Yan Deranged Mongol
Gary Archer Prosthetics
Big Boy Bosley's Cousin
Craig Berkey Sound Designer, Sound Effects Editor
Sven-Ole Thorsen Machine Gun Mongol (uncredited)
Annie Ellis Stunt Double
Nancy Juvonen Producer
Denis L. Stewart Unit Production Manager
David E. Diano Camera Operator
Tamlyn Wright Assistant Art Director
Mo Henry Negative Cutter
Jenno Topping Executive Producer
Nadine Ellis Treasure Chest Dancer
Russell Carpenter Director of Photography
Clayton J. Barber Stunt Double
Eliza Coleman Stunts
Wayne Federman Bathroom Guy
Tim Trella Stunt Coordinator
Ming Qiu Stunt Double
Paul Eliopoulos Stunts
Chris Fogel Scoring Mixer
Anita Hart Stunt Double
Wayne Wahrman Editor
Brian Smyj Stunt Double
Zack Shada Thin Boy
Stephanie Savage Associate Producer
Mike Justus Utility Stunts
Doc Duhame Stunts
Edward Shearmur Original Music Composer