Bruce Willis William Rose Bailey
Demi Moore Madison Lee
Robert Patrick Ray Carter
Lucy Liu Alex Munday
Melissa McCarthy Bystander (uncredited)
Drew Barrymore Dylan Sanders, Producer
Shia LaBeouf Max Petroni
Cameron Diaz Natalie Cook
John Cleese Mr. Munday
Justin Theroux Seamus O'Grady
Carrie Fisher Mother Superior
Luke Wilson Pete Kominsky
Crispin Glover Thin Man
Rodrigo Santoro Randy Emmers
Eric Bogosian Alan Caulfield
Robert Forster Roger Wixon
Tommy Flanagan Irish Henchman
McG Director, Executive Music Producer
Bernie Mac Jimmy Bosley
Jaclyn Smith Kelly Garrett (uncredited)
P!nk Coal Bowl Starter
Matt LeBlanc Jason Gibbons
Mary-Kate Olsen Future Angel (uncredited)
John August Screenplay, Story
Clay Cullen Stunts
Willie D. Burton Production Sound Mixer
Tim Rigby Stunts
Andrew Wilson Cop
Dita Von Teese Thanks
Chris Pontius Irish Henchman
Donna Evans Stunts
Greg Orloff Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Scott L. Treger Stunt Double
J. Michael Riva Production Design
Cormac Wibberley Screenplay
Marianne Wibberley Screenplay
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
John Forsythe Charles 'Charlie' Townsend (voice)
Bob Stephenson Crazed Fan
Steve Hytner Bathroom Guy
Craig Berkey Sound Designer, Sound Effects Editor
Matt McColm Stunts, O'Grady's Goon (uncredited)
Bob Minor Stunt Double
Yuen Cheung-Yan Deranged Mongol
Big Boy Bosley's Cousin
Heidi Moneymaker Stunt Double
Sven-Ole Thorsen Machine Gun Mongol (uncredited)
Annie Ellis Stunt Double
Nancy Juvonen Producer
Denis L. Stewart Unit Production Manager
David E. Diano Camera Operator
Tamlyn Wright Assistant Art Director
Ming Qiu Stunt Double
Doc Duhame Stunts
Mo Henry Negative Cutter
Gary Archer Prosthetics
Nadine Ellis Treasure Chest Dancer
Russell Carpenter Director of Photography
Clayton J. Barber Stunt Double
Jenno Topping Executive Producer
Howard London ADR Mixer
Wayne Federman Bathroom Guy
Tim Trella Stunt Coordinator
Chris Fogel Scoring Mixer
Anita Hart Stunt Double
Wayne Wahrman Editor
Brian Smyj Stunt Double
Zack Shada Thin Boy
Stephanie Savage Associate Producer
Eliza Coleman Stunts
Edward Shearmur Original Music Composer
Mark Stetson Visual Effects Supervisor