Drew Barrymore Dylan Sanders, Producer
Demi Moore Madison Lee
Cameron Diaz Natalie Cook
Bruce Willis William Rose Bailey
Lucy Liu Alex Munday
Shia LaBeouf Max Petroni
Crispin Glover Thin Man
Robert Patrick Ray Carter
Justin Theroux Seamus O'Grady
Melissa McCarthy Bystander (uncredited)
John Cleese Mr. Munday
Mary-Kate Olsen Future Angel (uncredited)
Yuen Cheung-Yan Deranged Mongol
Carrie Fisher Mother Superior
Matt LeBlanc Jason Gibbons
Rodrigo Santoro Randy Emmers
Tommy Flanagan Irish Henchman
Luke Wilson Pete Kominsky
Robert Forster Roger Wixon
Bernie Mac Jimmy Bosley
Dita Von Teese Thanks
Scott L. Treger Stunt Double
John Forsythe Charles 'Charlie' Townsend (voice)
Jaclyn Smith Kelly Garrett (uncredited)
Steve Hytner Bathroom Guy
P!nk Coal Bowl Starter
Eric Bogosian Alan Caulfield
Charlie Estepp Stunts
David E. Diano Camera Operator
Tamlyn Wright Assistant Art Director
Sven-Ole Thorsen Machine Gun Mongol (uncredited)
Michael J. Benavente Supervising Sound Editor
Annie Ellis Stunt Double
Mark R. Jackson Camera Operator
Andrew Wilson Cop
John August Screenplay, Story
Stephanie Savage Associate Producer
Maryellen Aviano Extras Casting Coordinator
Kate Hendrickson Nun
Xye Visual Effects
Cormac Wibberley Screenplay
McG Director, Executive Music Producer
Willie D. Burton Production Sound Mixer
Marianne Wibberley Screenplay
Donna Evans Stunts
Heidi Moneymaker Stunt Double
Bob Stephenson Crazed Fan
Chris Pontius Irish Henchman
Nadine Ellis Treasure Chest Dancer
Carey Hart Self
Clay Cullen Stunts
Ashley Olsen Future Angel (uncredited)
David Saltzman Assistant Property Master
Big Boy Bosley's Cousin
Debbie Evans Stunt Double
Cyia Batten Treasure Chest Dancer
Gregg Frazier Boom Operator
Matt McColm Stunts, O'Grady's Goon (uncredited)
Clay Donahue Fontenot Stunts
Zack Shada Thin Boy
Tim Rigby Stunts
Patrick Crowley Executive Producer
Marvin E. Lewis Boom Operator
Sarah M. Sweeney Visual Effects
Eve Self
Brad Boyer Grip
Damien Quinn Set Costumer
Paul Deely Special Effects Technician
Michael Randolph Craft Service
Russell Carpenter Director of Photography
Brian Smyj Stunt Double
Nancy Juvonen Producer