Bruce Willis William Rose Bailey
Lucy Liu Alex Munday
Robert Patrick Ray Carter
Demi Moore Madison Lee
Cameron Diaz Natalie Cook
Drew Barrymore Dylan Sanders, Producer
Marguerite Pomerhn Derricks Choreographer
Melissa McCarthy Bystander (uncredited)
Shia LaBeouf Max Petroni
Justin Theroux Seamus O'Grady
Luke Wilson Pete Kominsky
Crispin Glover Thin Man
Rodrigo Santoro Randy Emmers
Carrie Fisher Mother Superior
Jason Rodriguez Stunts
Robert Forster Roger Wixon
Tommy Flanagan Irish Henchman
Matt LeBlanc Jason Gibbons
Mary-Kate Olsen Future Angel (uncredited)
P!nk Coal Bowl Starter
Jaclyn Smith Kelly Garrett (uncredited)
Eric Bogosian Alan Caulfield
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
Bernie Mac Jimmy Bosley
John Cleese Mr. Munday
Chris Pontius Irish Henchman
Scott L. Treger Stunt Double
Larry Rippenkroeger Stunts
McG Director, Executive Music Producer
John Forsythe Charles 'Charlie' Townsend (voice)
Steve Hytner Bathroom Guy
John August Screenplay, Story
Donna Evans Stunts
Dita Von Teese Thanks
Heidi Moneymaker Stunt Double
Matt McColm Stunts, O'Grady's Goon (uncredited)
David E. Diano Camera Operator
Andrew Wilson Cop
Tamlyn Wright Assistant Art Director
Bob Minor Stunt Double
Chris Daniels Stunts, Stunt Double
Bob Stephenson Crazed Fan
Yuen Cheung-Yan Deranged Mongol
J. Michael Riva Production Design
Marianne Wibberley Screenplay
Tim Rigby Stunts
Greg Orloff Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sven-Ole Thorsen Machine Gun Mongol (uncredited)
Clay Cullen Stunts
Nancy Juvonen Producer
Big Boy Bosley's Cousin
David F. Klassen Supervising Art Director
Gary Archer Prosthetics
Stephanie Savage Associate Producer
Howard London ADR Mixer
Zack Shada Thin Boy
Leonard Goldberg Producer
Melissa Yonkey Hair Department Head
Kate Hendrickson Nun
Denis L. Stewart Unit Production Manager
Xye Visual Effects
Jenno Topping Executive Producer
Danny Rogers Stunts
Scott Workman Stunts
Richard Burton Sound Effects Editor
Jennifer Caputo Stunt Double, Stunt Driver
David Sosalla Visual Effects Supervisor
Lisa Hoyle Stunts
Michael Runyard Stunt Driver
Paul Eliopoulos Stunts
Craig Berkey Sound Designer, Sound Effects Editor
Willie D. Burton Production Sound Mixer