Bruce Willis William Rose Bailey
Robert Patrick Ray Carter
Demi Moore Madison Lee
Drew Barrymore Dylan Sanders, Producer
Crispin Glover Thin Man
Robert Forster Roger Wixon
Justin Theroux Seamus O'Grady
Cameron Diaz Natalie Cook
Carrie Fisher Mother Superior
Rodrigo Santoro Randy Emmers
John Cleese Mr. Munday
Lucy Liu Alex Munday
Bernie Mac Jimmy Bosley
Shia LaBeouf Max Petroni
Matt LeBlanc Jason Gibbons
Jaclyn Smith Kelly Garrett (uncredited)
P!nk Coal Bowl Starter
Eric Bogosian Alan Caulfield
Melissa McCarthy Bystander (uncredited)
Tommy Flanagan Irish Henchman
John August Screenplay, Story
Eve Self
Yuen Cheung-yan Deranged Mongol
Bob Minor Stunt Double
Chris Pontius Irish Henchman
Luke Wilson Pete Kominsky
McG Director, Executive Music Producer
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
Marianne Wibberley Screenplay
Tim Rigby Stunts
Donna Evans Stunts
Clay Cullen Stunts
Nancy Juvonen Producer
Scott L. Treger Stunt Double
Steve Hytner Bathroom Guy
Dita Von Teese Thanks
Dennis McNeill Color Timer
Marguerite Pomerhn Derricks Choreographer
Mary-Kate Olsen Future Angel (uncredited)
Howard London ADR Mixer
Danny Rogers Stunts
Jake Morrison CG Supervisor
John Forsythe Charles 'Charlie' Townsend (voice)
Sven-Ole Thorsen Machine Gun Mongol (uncredited)
Edward Shearmur Original Music Composer
Big Boy Bosley's Cousin
Heidi Moneymaker Stunt Double
Anita Hart Stunt Double
Daxing Zhang Demented Mongol
Andrew Wilson Cop
Steve Griffin Stunts
Greg Orloff Sound Re-Recording Mixer
David F. Klassen Supervising Art Director
Annie Ellis Stunt Double
Season Kent Music Coordinator
Richard Burton Sound Effects Editor
Patrick Crowley Executive Producer
Michael Runyard Stunt Driver
J. Michael Riva Production Design
Wayne Federman Bathroom Guy
Grant Anderson Visual Effects
Doc Duhame Stunts
John Houlihan Music Supervisor
Will Leong Stunts
Tom Elliott Stunts
Tamlyn Wright Assistant Art Director
Marc Messenger Storyboard Artist
Jenno Topping Executive Producer
Russell Bobbitt Property Master
Scott Workman Stunts
Shawn Patrick Lane Utility Stunts
Carmit Bachar Treasure Chest Dancer