Keanu Reeves Ted, Executive Producer
Samara Weaving Thea
Holland Taylor The Great Leader
Jayma Mays Joanna
Ed Solomon Screenplay, Producer, Stupid Demon
William Sadler Death, Executive Producer
'Weird Al' Yankovic Guy Playing Accordion (uncredited)
Steven Soderbergh Executive Producer
Kristen Schaal Kelly
Jillian Bell Dr. Taylor Wood
Kid Cudi Kid Cudi
George Carlin Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
Jack Haven Billie
Oscar Beguiristain Transportation Coordinator
Amy Stoch Missy
Beck Bennett Deacon
Guillermo Rodriguez Guy in Shower (uncredited)
Anthony Carrigan Dennis Caleb McCoy
Chris Matheson Screenplay, Executive Producer, Ugly Demon
Billy Slaughter Young Bill
Dean Parisot Director
Piotr Michael Rufus (voice)
James Madigan Second Unit Director
Hal Landon Jr. Chief Logan
Eric Desaulniers VFX Artist
Jeanne McCarthy Casting
Matt Kutcher Special Effects Supervisor
Jeff Yagher Sculptor
Mark Isham Original Music Composer
Jared Bankens Jesus / Young Ted
Alex Winter Bill, Executive Producer
Paige Winburne Art Department Coordinator
Bill Corso Makeup Department Head, Makeup Designer
Joe Dryden Utility Stunts
Catherine Harper Foley Artist
Ted Barba Utility Stunts
Shoshana Bean First Noble
Steve Neal Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Jeff Brockton Utility Stunts
Mark Miscione Stunt Double
Shelly Johnson Director of Photography
Nicole Abellera Hallman Casting
Chris Navarro ADR Mixer
Randy K. Singer Foley Mixer
Patrick Loungway Second Unit Director of Photography
Jonathan Leahy Music Supervisor
Christian Mercuri Executive Producer
Scott Kroopf Producer
Leslie Woo Casting
Deb Adair Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Donnie Dean Special Effects Coordinator
Daniel Kirschner Sculptor
Brad Peterman First Assistant "A" Camera
Nicolas Bosc Caveman (uncredited), Stunts
Daniel Dorr Mozart (uncredited)
Eliot Brasseaux Electrician, Lighting Technician
Kevin Yagher Makeup Effects, Makeup Effects Designer
Al Vicente Lead Scientist
T. Ryan Mooney Stunt Double
Chris Welcker Production Sound Mixer
Erinn Hayes Elizabeth
Eric Ritter Grip
DazMann Still Jimi Hendrix
Ned Yousef Gandhi
John Ryan Jr. Executive Producer
Sharon Gee Ling Lun
Andy Dylan Stunt Coordinator
David Haring Producer
Pierre Buffin Executive Visual Effects Producer
John Sanacore Foley Mixer
Charles Martin Inouye Music Editor
Jeff Carson Music Editor