Samara Weaving Thea
Keanu Reeves Ted, Executive Producer
Holland Taylor The Great Leader
Steven Soderbergh Executive Producer
Jillian Bell Dr. Taylor Wood
William Sadler Death, Executive Producer
Kristen Schaal Kelly
Jayma Mays Joanna
Anthony Carrigan Dennis Caleb McCoy
Piotr Michael Rufus (voice)
'Weird Al' Yankovic Guy Playing Accordion (uncredited)
Kid Cudi Kid Cudi
George Carlin Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
Oscar Beguiristain Transportation Coordinator
Ed Solomon Screenplay, Producer, Stupid Demon
Alex Winter Bill, Executive Producer
Guillermo Rodriguez Guy in Shower (uncredited)
Amy Stoch Missy
Jack Haven Billie
Chris Matheson Screenplay, Executive Producer, Ugly Demon
Jeff Yagher Sculptor
Matt Kutcher Special Effects Supervisor
Mark Isham Original Music Composer
Christian Mercuri Executive Producer
Dean Parisot Director
Shelly Johnson Director of Photography
Antoine Cosset Visual Effects Producer
Beck Bennett Deacon
James Madigan Second Unit Director
Chris Navarro ADR Mixer
T. Ryan Mooney Stunt Double
Eric Desaulniers VFX Artist
Hal Landon Jr. Chief Logan
Catherine Harper Foley Artist
Mark Miscione Stunt Double
Greg Morris Additional Camera
Bill Corso Makeup Department Head, Makeup Designer
Jeff Brockton Utility Stunts
Jeanne McCarthy Casting
James Roque Second Assistant Director
Leslie Woo Casting
Ashley Waldron Co-Producer
Nicole Abellera Hallman Casting
Jared Bankens Jesus / Young Ted
Steve Neal Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Bailey Domke Makeup Artist, Prosthetic Makeup Artist
Mickey Gooch Jr. Clete
Ted Barba Utility Stunts
Goeun Lee Everett Sound Effects Editor
Alex Lebovici Producer
David Haring Producer
Al Vicente Lead Scientist
Andy Dylan Stunt Coordinator
Charles Martin Inouye Music Editor
Jonathan Leahy Music Supervisor
Shoshana Bean First Noble
Michael J. Urann Associate Producer
Selina van den Brink Set Decoration
Elias Duhe Jr. Special Effects Technician
Daniel Dorr Mozart (uncredited)
Billy Slaughter Young Bill
Santanna Dean Special Effects Technician
Brad Peterman First Assistant "A" Camera
DazMann Still Jimi Hendrix
Sharon Gee Ling Lun
Daniel Kirschner Sculptor
Zachary Blosser Additional First Assistant Camera
Ryan Farris Boom Operator
Nicolas Bosc Caveman (uncredited), Stunts
Donovan Thibodeaux Utility Sound
Annabelle MacNeal Makeup Artist
Melanie Jones Production Design