Keanu Reeves Ted, Executive Producer
Samara Weaving Thea
William Sadler Death, Executive Producer
Mickey Gooch Jr. Clete
Kristen Schaal Kelly
Jack Haven Billie
Ed Solomon Screenplay, Producer, Stupid Demon
Holland Taylor The Great Leader
Alex Winter Bill, Executive Producer
Jeanette Volturno Line Producer
Jeff Yagher Sculptor
Oscar Beguiristain Transportation Coordinator
Amy Stoch Missy
William Banti VFX Artist
Greg Morris Additional Camera
Andy Dylan Stunt Coordinator
Valek Sykes Set Costumer
Jayma Mays Joanna
Chris Matheson Screenplay, Executive Producer, Ugly Demon
Julia Holt Tambourine Player (uncredited)
Pierre Buffin Executive Visual Effects Producer
Ashley Waldron Co-Producer
Michael J. Urann Associate Producer
Joe Sökmen Dolly Grip
Matthew James Kutcher Special Effects
Nathan Fung Grip
Eric Roberts Special Effects Technician
Nancy St. John Visual Effects Producer
Bianca Appice Makeup Artist
Kid Cudi Kid Cudi
Molly Federline Special Effects Technician
Steven Soderbergh Executive Producer
James Madigan Second Unit Director
Hal Landon Jr. Chief Logan
Chad Buehler Digital Compositor
Anthony Carrigan Dennis Caleb McCoy
Eric Desaulniers VFX Artist
Justin Kane Miller Special Effects Technician
Luke Cauthern Dolly Grip
Alex Vucic Lighting Technician
Shelly Johnson Director of Photography
Jillian Bell Dr. Taylor Wood
Al Vicente Lead Scientist
Nathan Hughes Grip
John Sanacore Foley Mixer
Randy K. Singer Foley Mixer
Catherine Harper Foley Artist
Bailey Domke Makeup Artist, Prosthetic Makeup Artist
Rigney Sackley Second Assistant Camera
Deb Adair Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Paige Winburne Art Department Coordinator
Donna Spahn Hair Department Head, Hair Designer
David Hillary Co-Producer, Associate Producer, Line Producer, Unit Production Manager
Gayle Merindino Ager/Dyer
Laura Altmann Production Supervisor
Jeanne McCarthy Casting
Guillermo Rodriguez Guy in Shower (uncredited)
DazMann Still Jimi Hendrix
Shoshana Bean First Noble
George Carlin Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
Heather Rae Miller Costumer
Alex Lebovici Producer
Ryan Chamberlain Grip
Daniel Kirschner Sculptor
Beck Bennett Deacon
Lee Gren Tattoo Designer
Michelle Nyree Makeup Artist
Cameron Frankley Sound Supervisor, Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Mark Isham Original Music Composer
Jared Bankens Jesus / Young Ted
Ted Barba Utility Stunts
Erinn Hayes Elizabeth