Keanu Reeves Ted, Executive Producer
Samara Weaving Thea
Christian Mercuri Executive Producer
Kristen Schaal Kelly
Jack Haven Billie
Ed Solomon Screenplay, Producer, Stupid Demon
Holland Taylor The Great Leader
Alex Winter Bill, Executive Producer
William Sadler Death, Executive Producer
Ned Yousef Gandhi
Erdwin J. Clausen Jr. Special Effects Technician
Jeff Yagher Sculptor
Oscar Beguiristain Transportation Coordinator
Anthony Carrigan Dennis Caleb McCoy
Antoine Rouleau VFX Artist
Jared Bankens Jesus / Young Ted
Amy Stoch Missy
William Banti VFX Artist
Sharon Gee Ling Lun
Jeanette Volturno Line Producer
Steven Soderbergh Executive Producer
Jayma Mays Joanna
Chris Matheson Screenplay, Executive Producer, Ugly Demon
Julia Holt Tambourine Player (uncredited)
Greg Morris Additional Camera
Pierre Buffin Executive Visual Effects Producer
Ashley Waldron Co-Producer
Jillian Bell Dr. Taylor Wood
Joe Sökmen Dolly Grip
Matthew James Kutcher Special Effects
Nathan Fung Grip
Ted Barba Utility Stunts
Eric Roberts Special Effects Technician
Mickey Gooch Jr. Clete
Lisa Latter Location Manager
Molly Federline Special Effects Technician
James Madigan Second Unit Director
Jeanne McCarthy Casting
Hal Landon Jr. Chief Logan
Chad Buehler Digital Compositor
Eric Desaulniers VFX Artist
Justin Kane Miller Special Effects Technician
Chad Chamberlain "B" Camera Operator, Steadicam Operator
Chris Welcker Production Sound Mixer
Luke Cauthern Dolly Grip
Andy Dylan Stunt Coordinator
Chris Navarro ADR Mixer
Shelly Johnson Director of Photography
Nathan Hughes Grip
Kid Cudi Kid Cudi
John Sanacore Foley Mixer
Matt Kutcher Special Effects Supervisor
Rigney Sackley Second Assistant Camera
Deb Adair Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Catherine Harper Foley Artist
Paige Winburne Art Department Coordinator
Donna Spahn Hair Department Head, Hair Designer
Piotr Michael Rufus (voice)
David Hillary Co-Producer, Associate Producer, Line Producer, Unit Production Manager
Gayle Merindino Ager/Dyer
Randy K. Singer Foley Mixer
Guillermo Rodriguez Guy in Shower (uncredited)
DazMann Still Jimi Hendrix
Justin B. Johnson Special Effects Technician
Shoshana Bean First Noble
Alex Lebovici Producer
George Carlin Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
Heather Rae Miller Costumer
Beck Bennett Deacon
Dennis Liddiard Key Makeup Artist
Ryan Chamberlain Grip
Eric Jacobo Visual Effects Coordinator