Keanu Reeves Executive Producer, Ted
Samara Weaving Thea
Billy Slaughter Young Bill
Dave Grohl Dave Grohl
George Carlin Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
Kristen Schaal Kelly
Jack Haven Billie
Ed Solomon Stupid Demon, Screenplay, Producer
Richard T. Hoover Grip
Leslie Woo Casting
Jeff Yagher Sculptor
Oscar Beguiristain Transportation Coordinator
Anthony Carrigan Dennis Caleb McCoy
Francois Cote-Paquet Visual Effects Supervisor
Ryan Chamberlain Grip
Max Patrucco Key Rigging Grip
Amy Stoch Missy
William Banti VFX Artist
Cameron Frankley Sound Re-Recording Mixer, Sound Supervisor
Casey Hotchkiss Camera Operator, "A" Camera Operator
Shelly Johnson Director of Photography
Guillermo Rodriguez Guy in Shower (uncredited)
Greg Morris Additional Camera
Erdwin J. Clausen Jr. Special Effects Technician
Joey Chiappellone Lighting Technician
Valek Sykes Set Costumer
William Sadler Death, Executive Producer
Jean-Louis Darville Visual Effects Supervisor
Jayma Mays Joanna
Chris Matheson Ugly Demon, Screenplay, Executive Producer
Julia Holt Tambourine Player (uncredited)
Holland Taylor The Great Leader
Charles Martin Inouye Music Editor
Ashley Waldron Co-Producer
Kevin Yagher Makeup Effects Designer, Makeup Effects
Steven Soderbergh Executive Producer
Michael J. Urann Associate Producer
Joe Sökmen Dolly Grip
Matthew James Kutcher Special Effects
Nathan Fung Grip
Eric Roberts Special Effects Technician
Bryan Godwin VFX Artist
Bianca Appice Makeup Artist
Jon Michaels Supervising Sound Editor
Molly Federline Special Effects Technician
David Zimmerman First Assistant Editor
James Madigan Second Unit Director
Laura Altmann Production Supervisor
Randi Mavestrand Makeup Department Head
Hal Landon Jr. Chief Logan
Eric Desaulniers VFX Artist
Donna Spahn Hair Department Head, Hair Designer
Luke Cauthern Dolly Grip
Don Zimmerman Editor
Alex Vucic Lighting Technician
Jillian Bell Dr. Taylor Wood
Bradford Bell Sound Mix Technician
Nathan Hughes Grip
Mark Isham Original Music Composer
Mickey Gooch Jr. Clete
John Sanacore Foley Mixer
Rigney Sackley Second Assistant Camera
Sharon Gee Ling Lun
Paige Winburne Art Department Coordinator
David Hillary Co-Producer, Associate Producer, Unit Production Manager, Line Producer
Aaron Barsky Second Unit First Assistant Director
Dean Parisot Director
Courtney Jarrell Makeup Artist
Christian Mercuri Executive Producer
Daniel Dorr Mozart (uncredited)
DazMann Still Jimi Hendrix
Shoshana Bean First Noble