Keanu Reeves Ted, Executive Producer
Samara Weaving Thea
Holland Taylor The Great Leader
William Sadler Death, Executive Producer
Jayma Mays Joanna
Ed Solomon Screenplay, Producer, Stupid Demon
Steven Soderbergh Executive Producer
'Weird Al' Yankovic Guy Playing Accordion (uncredited)
Kid Cudi Kid Cudi
Kristen Schaal Kelly
Jillian Bell Dr. Taylor Wood
George Carlin Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
Jack Haven Billie
Oscar Beguiristain Transportation Coordinator
Billy Slaughter Young Bill
Amy Stoch Missy
Beck Bennett Deacon
Guillermo Rodriguez Guy in Shower (uncredited)
Anthony Carrigan Dennis Caleb McCoy
Chris Matheson Screenplay, Executive Producer, Ugly Demon
Dean Parisot Director
James Madigan Second Unit Director
Hal Landon Jr. Chief Logan
Eric Desaulniers VFX Artist
Jared Bankens Jesus / Young Ted
Jeanne McCarthy Casting
Piotr Michael Rufus (voice)
Matt Kutcher Special Effects Supervisor
Jeff Yagher Sculptor
Ted Barba Utility Stunts
Alex Winter Bill, Executive Producer
Mark Isham Original Music Composer
Paige Winburne Art Department Coordinator
Bill Corso Makeup Department Head, Makeup Designer
Joe Dryden Utility Stunts
Shoshana Bean First Noble
Steve Neal Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Mark Miscione Stunt Double
Shelly Johnson Director of Photography
Nicole Abellera Hallman Casting
Jeff Brockton Utility Stunts
Deb Adair Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Chris Navarro ADR Mixer
Randy K. Singer Foley Mixer
Jonathan Leahy Music Supervisor
Christian Mercuri Executive Producer
Donnie Dean Special Effects Coordinator
Scott Kroopf Producer
Leslie Woo Casting
Chris Welcker Production Sound Mixer
Daniel Kirschner Sculptor
Brad Peterman First Assistant "A" Camera
Nicolas Bosc Caveman (uncredited), Stunts
Catherine Harper Foley Artist
Daniel Dorr Mozart (uncredited)
T. Ryan Mooney Stunt Double
Eliot Brasseaux Electrician, Lighting Technician
Kevin Yagher Makeup Effects, Makeup Effects Designer
Al Vicente Lead Scientist
Erinn Hayes Elizabeth
Eric Ritter Grip
Andy Dylan Stunt Coordinator
DazMann Still Jimi Hendrix
John Ryan Jr. Executive Producer
Ned Yousef Gandhi
Sharon Gee Ling Lun
David Haring Producer
Pierre Buffin Executive Visual Effects Producer
Brent Caballero Location Casting
Jeff Carson Music Editor
Michael Martino Additional First Assistant Camera
David Hillary Co-Producer, Associate Producer, Line Producer, Unit Production Manager