Keanu Reeves Ted, Executive Producer
Samara Weaving Thea
William Sadler Death, Executive Producer
Holland Taylor The Great Leader
Oscar Beguiristain Transportation Coordinator
Steven Soderbergh Executive Producer
Kristen Schaal Kelly
Amy Stoch Missy
Jayma Mays Joanna
Chris Matheson Screenplay, Executive Producer, Ugly Demon
Anthony Carrigan Dennis Caleb McCoy
Jillian Bell Dr. Taylor Wood
Chris Navarro ADR Mixer
James Madigan Second Unit Director
Hal Landon Jr. Chief Logan
Eric Desaulniers VFX Artist
Kid Cudi Kid Cudi
Alex Winter Bill, Executive Producer
Jack Haven Billie
'Weird Al' Yankovic Guy Playing Accordion (uncredited)
Beck Bennett Deacon
Paige Winburne Art Department Coordinator
Goeun Lee Everett Sound Effects Editor
Ed Solomon Screenplay, Producer, Stupid Demon
DazMann Still Jimi Hendrix
Shoshana Bean First Noble
Nathan Hughes Grip
Daniel Kirschner Sculptor
Dean Parisot Director
Jeff Yagher Sculptor
George Carlin Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
Erinn Hayes Elizabeth
John Ryan Jr. Executive Producer
Jared Bankens Jesus / Young Ted
Piotr Michael Rufus (voice)
Angela Kwan Ang Dialogue Editor
Alexander Salazar Additional Second Assistant Director
Erin Killelea-Moreau Hairstylist
Bill Corso Makeup Department Head, Makeup Designer
Sharon K. London Second Noble
Nicole Abellera Hallman Casting
Dave Grohl Dave Grohl
Bradford Bell Sound Mix Technician
Billy Slaughter Young Bill
Bill Prady Scientist
Eric Sanford Senior Generalist
Kevin Yagher Makeup Effects, Makeup Effects Designer
Mark Isham Original Music Composer
Kelly Carlin-McCall Head Technician
Randy K. Singer Foley Mixer
Ted Barba Utility Stunts
Troy Benjamin Video Assist Operator
Cindy O'Connor Additional Music
Richard Sanchez VFX Editor
Michael Pickering Digital Compositor
Guillermo Rodriguez Guy in Shower (uncredited)
Greg ten Bosch Sound Effects Editor
Courtney Jarrell Makeup Artist
T. Ryan Mooney Stunt Double
Caitlin Disney Costumer
Jeanne McCarthy Casting
Jeff Carson Music Editor
Karin Joy Executive Visual Effects Producer
Ray Bouderau Executive Producer
James Roque Jr. Second Assistant Director
Al Vicente Lead Scientist
William E. Harris George Washington
Gabriel Derrick Gypsy
Chris Yagher Special Effects Makeup Artist
Mickey Gooch Jr. Clete
Jessica Taylor Set Decoration Buyer
Arthur Leung VFX Artist