Keanu Reeves Ted, Executive Producer
Samara Weaving Thea
Dave Grohl Dave Grohl
George Carlin Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
Jack Haven Billie
Ed Solomon Screenplay, Producer, Stupid Demon
Christian Mercuri Executive Producer
Holland Taylor The Great Leader
William Sadler Death, Executive Producer
Alex Winter Bill, Executive Producer
Kristen Schaal Kelly
Leslie Woo Casting
Jeff Yagher Sculptor
Anthony Carrigan Dennis Caleb McCoy
Oscar Beguiristain Transportation Coordinator
Francois Cote-Paquet Visual Effects Supervisor
Ryan Chamberlain Grip
Max Patrucco Key Rigging Grip
Amy Stoch Missy
William Banti VFX Artist
Cameron Frankley Sound Supervisor, Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Shelly Johnson Director of Photography
Guillermo Rodriguez Guy in Shower (uncredited)
Greg Morris Additional Camera
Erdwin J. Clausen Jr. Special Effects Technician
Valek Sykes Set Costumer
Jean-Louis Darville Visual Effects Supervisor
Jayma Mays Joanna
Chris Matheson Screenplay, Executive Producer, Ugly Demon
Julia Holt Tambourine Player (uncredited)
Chris Navarro ADR Mixer
Ashley Waldron Co-Producer
Jeanette Volturno Line Producer
Michael J. Urann Associate Producer
Joe Sökmen Dolly Grip
Matthew James Kutcher Special Effects
Nathan Fung Grip
Sharon Gee Ling Lun
Eric Roberts Special Effects Technician
'Weird Al' Yankovic Guy Playing Accordion (uncredited)
Bianca Appice Makeup Artist
Jon Michaels Supervising Sound Editor
Molly Federline Special Effects Technician
Ted Barba Utility Stunts
David Zimmerman First Assistant Editor
James Madigan Second Unit Director
Laura Altmann Production Supervisor
Hal Landon Jr. Chief Logan
Eric Desaulniers VFX Artist
Luke Cauthern Dolly Grip
Jared Bankens Jesus / Young Ted
Don Zimmerman Editor
Alex Vucic Lighting Technician
Kid Cudi Kid Cudi
Jillian Bell Dr. Taylor Wood
Steven Soderbergh Executive Producer
Nathan Hughes Grip
Mickey Gooch Jr. Clete
John Sanacore Foley Mixer
Pierre Buffin Executive Visual Effects Producer
Rigney Sackley Second Assistant Camera
Paige Winburne Art Department Coordinator
David Hillary Co-Producer, Associate Producer, Line Producer, Unit Production Manager
Aaron Barsky Second Unit First Assistant Director
Dean Parisot Director
Daniel Dorr Mozart (uncredited)
DazMann Still Jimi Hendrix
Shoshana Bean First Noble
Bradford Bell Sound Mix Technician
Heather Rae Miller Costumer
Alex Lebovici Producer
Daniel Coe Construction Coordinator