Keanu Reeves Ted, Executive Producer
Samara Weaving Thea
William Sadler Death, Executive Producer
Kristen Schaal Kelly
Holland Taylor The Great Leader
Steven Soderbergh Executive Producer
Anthony Carrigan Dennis Caleb McCoy
Jayma Mays Joanna
Oscar Beguiristain Transportation Coordinator
Jillian Bell Dr. Taylor Wood
Amy Stoch Missy
George Carlin Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
Jack Haven Billie
Kid Cudi Kid Cudi
Chris Matheson Screenplay, Executive Producer, Ugly Demon
Beck Bennett Deacon
James Madigan Second Unit Director
Hal Landon Jr. Chief Logan
Eric Desaulniers VFX Artist
Jared Bankens Jesus / Young Ted
'Weird Al' Yankovic Guy Playing Accordion (uncredited)
Jeff Yagher Sculptor
Ed Solomon Screenplay, Producer, Stupid Demon
Alex Winter Bill, Executive Producer
Paige Winburne Art Department Coordinator
Catherine Harper Foley Artist
Christian Mercuri Executive Producer
Shelly Johnson Director of Photography
Piotr Michael Rufus (voice)
DazMann Still Jimi Hendrix
Shoshana Bean First Noble
Chris Navarro ADR Mixer
Mark Isham Original Music Composer
Daniel Dorr Mozart (uncredited)
Jeanne McCarthy Casting
David Haring Producer
Daniel Kirschner Sculptor
Bill Corso Makeup Department Head, Makeup Designer
Al Vicente Lead Scientist
Jeff Brockton Utility Stunts
Erinn Hayes Elizabeth
T. Ryan Mooney Stunt Double
John Ryan Jr. Executive Producer
Patrick Loungway Second Unit Director of Photography
Dean Parisot Director
Mark Miscione Stunt Double
Mickey Gooch Jr. Clete
Matt Kutcher Special Effects Supervisor
Jim Harrison Music Editor
Ted Barba Utility Stunts
Angela Kwan Ang Dialogue Editor
Randy K. Singer Foley Mixer
Andy Dylan Stunt Coordinator
Billy Slaughter Young Bill
Jeff Carson Music Editor
Erin Killelea-Moreau Hairstylist
Sharon K. London Second Noble
Jeri Baker Hairstylist
Jon Michaels Supervising Sound Editor
Dave Grohl Dave Grohl
Pierre Buffin Executive Visual Effects Producer
Bill Prady Scientist
Steve Neal Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Dennis Liddiard Key Makeup Artist
Joe Dryden Utility Stunts
Ned Yousef Gandhi
Eric Sanford Senior Generalist
Kevin Yagher Makeup Effects, Makeup Effects Designer
Sharon Gee Ling Lun
Nicolas Bosc Caveman (uncredited), Stunts
Scott Kroopf Producer
Nicole Abellera Hallman Casting