Tyler Posey David
Terry Crews Martin Jacobs
Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen
Sarah Hyland Mia
Quantrell D. Colbert Still Photographer
Marlon Wayans Characters
Kate Walsh Self
Lindsay Lohan Self
Ashley Tisdale Jody Sanders
Shad Moss Eric
Heather Locklear Barbara
Snoop Dogg Marcus
Katrina Bowden Natalie
Simon Rex Dan Sanders
Jerry O'Connell Christian Grey
Adruitha Lee Hair Department Head
Bob Weinstein Executive Producer
Molly Shannon Heather Darcy
Jasmine Guy Kendra's Mom
Mike Tyson Mike Tyson
Katt Williams Blaine Fulda
David Zucker Packer Fan (uncredited), Writer, Producer
Usher Ira the Janitor
Kendrick Cross Rescue Worker (uncredited)
Shawn Wayans Characters
Angie Stone Kendra's Cousin
J.P. Manoux Pierre
Darrell Hammond Dr. Hall
Ava Kolker Lily
Jasi Cotton Lanier Stunts
John Atwood Newscaster #1
Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer
Charles Croughwell Stunt Coordinator
Clayton Landey Sodomized Cop
Erica Ash Kendra Brooks
Pat Proft Writer
Malcolm D. Lee Director
Jason Friedberg Characters
Aaron Seltzer Characters
Andy Dylan Stunts
Helena Barrett Stunts
Macsen Lintz French Boy
Chris Diebold Sound Designer
Steven Ritzi Stunt Coordinator
Jwaundace Candece Real Housewife (uncredited)
Mac Miller D'Andre
Lonnie R. Smith Jr. Stunts
Kendra Wilkinson Self (uncredited)
Josh Robert Thompson Narrator (voice)
Eryn Krueger Mekash Makeup Artist
Gregory Lundsgaard "B" Camera Operator
Caryn Mower Stunts
Leigh Hennessy Witch (uncredited), Stunts
Ashley Rae Trisler Stunts
Danya Bateman Stunts
Chris Terhune Sound Designer
Trevor Gates Sound Effects Editor
Wayne Marshall Assistant Chief Lighting Technician
Phil Beauman Characters
Craig Herring Additional Editor
Nancy Nayor Additional Casting
Max Biscoe Production Design
Jim Passon Color Timer
David Rowden Stunts
Elizabeth Davidovich Stunts, Ballerina (uncredited)
Clint Lilley Stunts
Aaron Beelner Little Man (uncredited)
Shereé Whitfield Real Housewife #1
Dustin Angus Key Costumer
David Paul Lord Stunts
Eddie Braun Stunts
Lidia Porto Maria