Lindsay Lohan Self
Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen
Marlon Wayans Characters
Terry Crews Martin Jacobs
Kate Walsh Self
Shawn Wayans Characters
Snoop Dogg Marcus
Ashley French Jody Sanders
Molly Shannon Heather Darcy
Tyler Posey David
Phil Beauman Characters
Jerry O'Connell Christian Grey
Simon Rex Dan Sanders
Jason Friedberg Characters
Katrina Bowden Natalie
David Zucker Writer, Packer Fan (uncredited), Producer
Shad Moss Eric
Mike Tyson Mike Tyson
Sarah Hyland Mia
Heather Locklear Barbara
Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer
Katt Williams Blaine Fulda
Aaron Seltzer Characters
Malcolm D. Lee Director
Ava Kolker Lily
Usher Ira the Janitor
Bob Weinstein Executive Producer
Pat Proft Writer
J.P. Manoux Pierre
Helena Barrett Stunts
Buddy Johnson Characters
Kendra Wilkinson Self (uncredited)
Ashley LeConte Campbell Antoinette Beauchamp
Timothy David O'Brien Art Direction
Charles Croughwell Stunt Coordinator
Lidia Porto Maria
John Atwood Newscaster #1
Eryn Krueger-Mekash Makeup Artist
Kendrick Cross Rescue Worker (uncredited)
Myron Nettinga Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Jasmine Guy Kendra's Mom
Angie Stone Kendra's Cousin
Kurt D. Lott Stunts
Clayton Landey Sodomized Cop
Monty Cox Stunt Coordinator
Aaron Beelner Little Man (uncredited)
Eddie Braun Stunts
Max Biscoe Production Design
Clint Lilley Stunts
Jwaundace Candece Real Housewife (uncredited)
Caryn Mower Stunts
Lonnie R. Smith Jr. Stunts
Anna Skidanova Nadia
Jim Passon Color Timer
Darrell Hammond Dr. Hall
Josh Robert Thompson Narrator (voice)
Bob E. Krattiger Chief Lighting Technician
Adruitha Lee Hair Department Head
David Rowden Stunts
Jasi Cotton Lanier Stunts
Dennis Scott Stunts
Ashley Rae Riddick Stunts
Andrew Wert Property Master
Meredith Richardson Stunts
Marisa Saks Amy
Andy Dylan Stunts
Nancy Nayor Additional Casting
Stephen Crowley Chief Lighting Technician
Todd Harris Storyboard Artist
Juel Bestrop Casting
Lane Carlock Newscaster #2
Elizabeth Davidovich Ballerina (uncredited), Stunts