Marlon Wayans Characters
Terry Crews Martin Jacobs
Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen
Ashley French Jody Sanders
Lindsay Lohan Self
Tyler Posey David
Snoop Dogg Marcus
Jerry O'Connell Christian Grey
Shad Moss Eric
Kate Walsh Self
Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer
Sarah Hyland Mia
Molly Shannon Heather Darcy
Heather Locklear Barbara
Shawn Wayans Characters
Katrina Bowden Natalie
Simon Rex Dan Sanders
Mike Tyson Mike Tyson
Pat Proft Writer
David Zucker Writer, Packer Fan (uncredited), Producer
Bob Weinstein Executive Producer
Usher Ira the Janitor
Kendra Wilkinson Self (uncredited)
J.P. Manoux Pierre
Ashley LeConte Campbell Antoinette Beauchamp
Katt Williams Blaine Fulda
Jasmine Guy Kendra's Mom
Angie Stone Kendra's Cousin
Monty Cox Stunt Coordinator
Jim Passon Color Timer
Malcolm D. Lee Director
Jasi Cotton Lanier Stunts
Darrell Hammond Dr. Hall
Helena Barrett Stunts
Deborah La Mia Denaver Makeup Department Head
Caryn Mower Stunts
Charles Croughwell Stunt Coordinator
Kendrick Cross Rescue Worker (uncredited)
Josh Robert Thompson Narrator (voice)
Clayton Landey Sodomized Cop
Jason Friedberg Characters
Alan C. Blomquist Unit Production Manager
Ava Kolker Lily
Phil Beauman Characters
Adruitha Lee Hair Department Head
Richard Kitting Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Juel Bestrop Casting
Eryn Krueger-Mekash Makeup Artist
Everette Webber Digital Intermediate Editor
Meredith Richardson Stunts
Lidia Porto Maria
Dennis Scott Stunts
David Rowden Stunts
Callie Croughwell Stunts
Clint Lilley Stunts
Bob E. Krattiger Chief Lighting Technician
Ashley Rae Riddick Stunts
Trevor Gates Sound Effects Editor
Andy Rusk Stunts
Elizabeth Davidovich Ballerina (uncredited), Stunts
Aaron Beelner Little Man (uncredited)
Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci Caesar
Nancy Nayor Additional Casting
Erica Ash Kendra Brooks
Eddie Braun Stunts
Christian J. Fletcher Stunts
Angela Kerecz Featured Porn Star (uncredited)
Tim Pedegana Post Production Supervisor
Jamison Scott Goei Visual Effects Supervisor
Phil Dornfeld Producer, Second Unit Director
Eric Bergman Post Production Supervisor
Todd Harris Storyboard Artist