Ashley French Jody Sanders
Lindsay Lohan Self
Terry Crews Martin Jacobs
Kate Walsh Self
Sarah Hyland Mia
Quantrell D. Colbert Still Photographer
Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen
Marlon Wayans Characters
Snoop Dogg Marcus
Tyler Posey David
Brian Bell Executive Producer, Unit Production Manager
Shad Moss Eric
John Atwood Newscaster #1
Heather Locklear Barbara
Katrina Bowden Natalie
Shawn Wayans Characters
Andy Dylan Stunts
Bob E. Krattiger Chief Lighting Technician
Catherine A. Cospelich Ape Chick (uncredited)
Elizabeth Davidovich Ballerina (uncredited), Stunts
Molly Shannon Heather Darcy
Simon Rex Dan Sanders
Lonnie R. Smith Jr. Stunts
Jerry O'Connell Christian Grey
Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer
Angela Kerecz Featured Porn Star (uncredited)
Eric Bergman Post Production Supervisor
Katt Williams Blaine Fulda
Tanya Noel Hill Music Editor
Usher Ira the Janitor
Craig Jensen Stunts
Charles Croughwell Stunt Coordinator
Aaron Beelner Little Man (uncredited)
Mike Tyson Mike Tyson
Jasmine Guy Kendra's Mom
Angie Stone Kendra's Cousin
David Zucker Writer, Packer Fan (uncredited), Producer
J.P. Manoux Pierre
Kendrick Cross Rescue Worker (uncredited)
Monty Cox Stunt Coordinator
Ava Kolker Lily
David Rowden Stunts
Jennifer Cocker Stunts
Ashley Rae Riddick Stunts
Darrell Hammond Dr. Hall
Paul Arthur Hartman Set Dresser
Eryn Krueger-Mekash Makeup Artist
Helena Barrett Stunts
Kurt D. Lott Stunts
Jasi Cotton Lanier Stunts
Alan C. Blomquist Unit Production Manager
Julie Callihan Key Makeup Artist
Steven Kissick Construction Foreman
Nancy Nayor Additional Casting
Jake Lombard Stunts
Andrew Karr Visual Effects Supervisor
Can Yesilyurt Sound Mixer
Myron Nettinga Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Clint Lilley Stunts
Jwaundace Candece Real Housewife (uncredited)
Juel Bestrop Casting
Stephen Crowley Chief Lighting Technician
Bob Weinstein Executive Producer
Phil Beauman Characters
Michael Porterfield Visual Effects Compositor
Aaron Seltzer Characters
Pat Proft Writer
Tim Fitzgerald Second Assistant Director
Todd Harris Storyboard Artist
Josh Robert Thompson Narrator (voice)
Jason Friedberg Characters
Clayton Landey Sodomized Cop