Tyler Posey David
Terry Crews Martin Jacobs
Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen
Sarah Hyland Mia
Quantrell D. Colbert Still Photographer
Marlon Wayans Characters
Kate Walsh Self
Lindsay Lohan Self
Shad Moss Eric
Heather Locklear Barbara
Katrina Bowden Natalie
Snoop Dogg Marcus
Ashley Tisdale Jody Sanders
David Zucker Writer, Packer Fan (uncredited), Producer
Simon Rex Dan Sanders
Tim Fitzgerald Second Assistant Director
Jerry O'Connell Christian Grey
Molly Shannon Heather Darcy
Jasmine Guy Kendra's Mom
Katt Williams Blaine Fulda
Usher Ira the Janitor
Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer
Danya Bateman Stunts
Aaron Beelner Little Man (uncredited)
Mike Tyson Mike Tyson
Shawn Wayans Characters
Angie Stone Kendra's Cousin
J.P. Manoux Pierre
Darrell Hammond Dr. Hall
Ava Kolker Lily
David Rowden Stunts
John Atwood Newscaster #1
Bob Weinstein Executive Producer
Jennifer Cocker Stunts
Elizabeth Davidovich Ballerina (uncredited), Stunts
Helena Barrett Stunts
Bob E. Krattiger Chief Lighting Technician
Jasi Cotton Lanier Stunts
Alan C. Blomquist Unit Production Manager
Julie Callihan Key Makeup Artist
Nancy Nayor Additional Casting
Clayton Landey Sodomized Cop
Andy Dylan Stunts
Charles Croughwell Stunt Coordinator
Brian Bell Executive Producer, Unit Production Manager
Ashley LeConte Campbell Antoinette Beauchamp
Erica Ash Kendra Brooks
Pat Proft Writer
Trevor Gates Sound Effects Editor
Malcolm D. Lee Director
Jason Friedberg Characters
Aaron Seltzer Characters
Eryn Krueger-Mekash Makeup Artist
Macsen Lintz French Boy
Kendrick Cross Rescue Worker (uncredited)
Mac Miller D'Andre
Lonnie R. Smith Jr. Stunts
Kendra Wilkinson Self (uncredited)
Josh Robert Thompson Narrator (voice)
Warren Drummond Storyboard Artist
Gregory Lundsgaard "B" Camera Operator
Caryn Mower Stunts
Adruitha Lee Hair Department Head
Ashley Rae Riddick Stunts
Leigh Hennessy Witch (uncredited), Stunts
Andi Crumbley Art Department Coordinator
Jim Passon Color Timer
Wayne Marshall Assistant Chief Lighting Technician
Phil Beauman Characters
Max Biscoe Production Design
Clint Lilley Stunts
Meredith Richardson Stunts