Anna Faris Cindy Campbell
Kevin Hart CJ
Leslie Nielsen President Baxter Harris
Marlon Wayans Characters
Bill Pullman Henry Hale
James Earl Jones Narrator (uncredited)
Charlie Sheen Tom Logan (uncredited)
Michael Madsen Oliver
Cloris Leachman Mrs. Norris
Regina Hall Brenda Meeks
Chris Elliott Ezekiel
Anthony Anderson Mahalik
Beverley Breuer Blonde Woman in Alien Basket
Carmen Electra Holly
Nicholas Harrison Stunt Double
Link Baker Tom's Neighbor #2
Craig Mazin Saw Villain (voice), Screenplay, Producer
Debra Wilson Oprah
Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer
Molly Shannon Marilyn
Simon Rex George
Lil Jon Gloating Driver
John Reardon Jeremiah
Alonzo Bodden Jamison
Sarah Edmondson Bar Waitress
Alex Bruhanski Tiffany's Trainer
Jana Mitsoula Running Woman #1
Shawn Wayans Characters
Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe Chingy's Girl #1
Shaquille O'Neal Shaq
Holly Madison Blonde #1
Aura Pithart Stand In
Phil McGraw Dr. Phil
Gwenda Lorenzetti Mr. Koji's Assistant
Angelique Naude Chingy's Really Hot Waitress
Kendra Wilkinson Blonde #3
Dave Leach Mordecai
David Zucker Zoltar (voice), Director
Mina E. Mina UN Diplomat #6
Mark Burgess 'My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!'
Eli Zagoudakis Stunt Double
Norm Li Camera Trainee
Catherine Barroll Female Elder #1
Beau Mirchoff Robbie Ryan
Grace Gilroy Co-Producer, Production Manager
Amber Borycki Dancer (uncredited)
Drew Mikuska Cody
Kwesi Ameyaw Soldier
Craig Bierko Tom Ryan
Jennifer Grossman Costume Supervisor
Brad Sihvon 'His Brother, The Sheriff!'
Jim Abrahams Screenplay
Jason Friedberg Characters
Jeff Dashnaw Stunt Coordinator
Bryan Callen Harper
Kimani Ray Smith Cut Man (uncredited)
Phil Beauman Characters
Aaron Seltzer Characters
Fabolous Gunman
DeRay Davis Marvin
Jess McLeod Little Girl
Bob Weinstein Executive Producer
William Heslup Art Direction
Ryan Bailey Gaffer
Mashiah Vaughn-Hulbert Principal (uncredited)
George Grove Doctor
Laura Lee Connery Stunt Double
Anne-Marie Leidl Graphic Designer
Dan Shea Stunts
Robert Milicevic Security
Christie Laing Chingy's Girl #2
Steve Archer Secret Service Agent