Kevin Hart CJ
Anna Faris Cindy Campbell
Charlie Sheen Tom Logan (uncredited)
Marlon Wayans Characters
Bill Pullman Henry Hale
Regina Hall Brenda Meeks
James Earl Jones Narrator (uncredited)
Anthony Anderson Mahalik
Leslie Nielsen President Baxter Harris
Michael Madsen Oliver
Shawn Wayans Characters
Carmen Electra Holly
Molly Shannon Marilyn
Cloris Leachman Mrs. Norris
Chris Elliott Ezekiel
Phil Beauman Characters
Shaquille O'Neal Shaq
Simon Rex George
Debra Wilson Oprah
Jason Friedberg Characters
David Zucker Zoltar (voice), Director
Beau Mirchoff Robbie Ryan
John Reardon Jeremiah
Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer
Jim Abrahams Screenplay
Craig Mazin Saw Villain (voice), Screenplay, Producer
Darren E. Scott Stunts
Jess McLeod Little Girl
Christie Laing Chingy's Girl #2
Aaron Seltzer Characters
Beverley Breuer Blonde Woman in Alien Basket
DeRay Davis Marvin
Bryan Callen Harper
Nicholas Harrison Stunt Double
Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe Chingy's Girl #1
Link Baker Tom's Neighbor #2
Lil Jon Gloating Driver
Alonzo Bodden Jamison
Sarah Edmondson Bar Waitress
Alex Bruhanski Tiffany's Trainer
Pat Proft Screenplay
Jana Mitsoula Running Woman #1
Bob Weinstein Executive Producer
Andrew McNee Hoss
Tami Treadwell ADR Recordist
Kwesi Ameyaw Soldier
Doug Abrahams Fight Referee
Darryl Scheelar Shotgun Man
Holly Madison Blonde #1
Aura Pithart Stand In
Doug Chapman Stunts
Chris Beach Set Designer
Phil McGraw Dr. Phil
Gwenda Lorenzetti Mr. Koji's Assistant
Buddy Johnson Characters
Angelique Naude Chingy's Really Hot Waitress
Bruce Crawford Stunts
Chris Webb Stunts
Mo Henry Negative Cutter
Eli Zagoudakis Stunt Double
James Bamford Stunts
Kendra Wilkinson Blonde #3
Dave Leach Mordecai
Melissa Kostenbauder Casting Assistant
Mina E. Mina UN Diplomat #6
Brad Kelly Stunts
Mark Burgess 'My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!'
Maggie Rodford Music Supervisor
Elisa King Wet T-Shirt Girl #2
Norm Li Camera Trainee
Catherine Barroll Female Elder #1
Jeff Dashnaw Stunt Coordinator