Marlon Wayans Characters
Anna Faris Cindy Campbell
Regina Hall Brenda Meeks
Kevin Hart CJ
Leslie Nielsen President Baxter Harris
Bill Pullman Henry Hale
Charlie Sheen Tom Logan (uncredited)
Anthony Anderson Mahalik
Michael Madsen Oliver
Chris Elliott Ezekiel
Debra Wilson Oprah
Cloris Leachman Mrs. Norris
Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer
James Earl Jones Narrator (uncredited)
Molly Shannon Marilyn
Shawn Wayans Characters
Simon Rex George
Beverley Breuer Blonde Woman in Alien Basket
Craig Mazin Saw Villain (voice), Screenplay, Producer
Nicholas Harrison Stunt Double
DeRay Davis Marvin
Link Baker Tom's Neighbor #2
Carmen Electra Holly
Jess McLeod Little Girl
John Reardon Jeremiah
Shaquille O'Neal Shaq
Beau Mirchoff Robbie Ryan
Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe Chingy's Girl #1
Lil Jon Gloating Driver
Alonzo Bodden Jamison
Bryan Callen Harper
Sarah Edmondson Bar Waitress
Alex Bruhanski Tiffany's Trainer
Pat Proft Screenplay
Jana Mitsoula Running Woman #1
David Zucker Zoltar (voice), Director
Holly Madison Blonde #1
Aura Pithart Stand In
Phil McGraw Dr. Phil
Bob Weinstein Executive Producer
Gwenda Lorenzetti Mr. Koji's Assistant
Angelique Naude Chingy's Really Hot Waitress
Jeff Dashnaw Stunt Coordinator
Dave Attell Knifeman
Kendra Wilkinson Blonde #3
Dave Leach Mordecai
Darryl Scheelar Shotgun Man
Mina E. Mina UN Diplomat #6
Doug Abrahams Fight Referee
Mark Burgess 'My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!'
Norm Li Camera Trainee
Catherine Barroll Female Elder #1
James Bamford Stunts
Rikki Gagne Stunts
Grace Gilroy Co-Producer, Production Manager
Amber Borycki Dancer (uncredited)
Brad Kelly Stunts
Drew Mikuska Cody
Doug Chapman Stunts
Christie Laing Chingy's Girl #2
Craig Bierko Tom Ryan
Rorelee Tio Stunts, Yoko
Jeff Sanca Stunt Double
Dan Shea Stunts
Trevor Addie Stunts
Brad Sihvon 'His Brother, The Sheriff!'
Kwesi Ameyaw Soldier
Andrew McNee Hoss
Chris Webb Stunts
Jim Abrahams Screenplay
Duane Dickinson Stunts
Hugo Steele Stunts