Anna Faris Cindy Campbell
Marlon Wayans Characters
Kevin Hart CJ
Regina Hall Brenda Meeks
Leslie Nielsen President Baxter Harris
Bill Pullman Henry Hale
James Earl Jones Narrator (uncredited)
Charlie Sheen Tom Logan (uncredited)
Shawn Wayans Characters
Chris Elliott Ezekiel
Carmen Electra Holly
Anthony Anderson Mahalik
Shaquille O'Neal Shaq
Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe Chingy's Girl #1
Michael Madsen Oliver
Cloris Leachman Mrs. Norris
Molly Shannon Marilyn
Chris Webb Stunts
Beverley Breuer Blonde Woman in Alien Basket
Brad Kelly Stunts
Nicholas Harrison Stunt Double
Thomas E. Ackerman Director of Photography
Simon Rex George
Crystal Dalman Stunts
Link Baker Tom's Neighbor #2
Debra Wilson Oprah
David Zucker Zoltar (voice), Director
John Reardon Jeremiah
Jeff Dashnaw Stunt Coordinator
Lil Jon Gloating Driver
Vicki Galloway Weimer Executive Visual Effects Producer
Jim Abrahams Screenplay
Alonzo Bodden Jamison
Sarah Edmondson Bar Waitress
Darren E. Scott Stunts
Alex Bruhanski Tiffany's Trainer
Pat Proft Screenplay
Jana Mitsoula Running Woman #1
DeRay Davis Marvin
Craig Mazin Saw Villain (voice), Screenplay, Producer
Holly Madison Blonde #1
Aura Pithart Stand In
Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer
Janene Carleton Stunts
Janina Dall Nenadic Stunts
Nimet Kanji UN Diplomat #3
Phil McGraw Dr. Phil
Gwenda Lorenzetti Mr. Koji's Assistant
Bryan Callen Harper
Christian P. Minkler Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Angelique Naude Chingy's Really Hot Waitress
Buddy Johnson Characters
Doug Chapman Stunts
Kendra Wilkinson Blonde #3
Dave Leach Mordecai
Sean M. Harding First Assistant Camera
Andrew S. Eisen Associate Editor
Mina E. Mina UN Diplomat #6
Mark Burgess 'My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!'
Mark DeSimone ADR Mixer
Kwesi Ameyaw Soldier
Jason Friedberg Characters
Norm Li Camera Trainee
Catherine Barroll Female Elder #1
Aaron Seltzer Characters
Grace Gilroy Co-Producer, Production Manager
Amber Borycki Dancer (uncredited)
Drew Mikuska Cody
Jess McLeod Little Girl
Gian Ganziano Visual Effects Editor
Craig Bierko Tom Ryan
Beau Mirchoff Robbie Ryan