Kevin Hart CJ
Anna Faris Cindy Campbell
Charlie Sheen Tom
Denise Richards Annie
Marlon Wayans Characters
Queen Latifah Aunt Shaneequa / The Oracle
Regina Hall Brenda Meeks
Anthony Anderson Mahalik
Leslie Nielsen President Baxter Harris
Pamela Anderson Becca
Shawn Wayans Characters
Jeremy Piven Ross Giggins
Phil Beauman Characters
Simon Rex George
Ajay Naidu Sayaman
Jason Friedberg Characters
David Zucker Director
RZA RZA
Simon Cowell Simon Cowell
Method Man Method Man
George Carlin Architect
Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer
Jenny McCarthy Kate
Eddie Griffin Orpheus
Craig Mazin Screenplay
Camryn Manheim Trooper Champlin
Aaron Seltzer Characters
Beverley Breuer Tracheotomy Wife
John Papsidera Casting
Ja Rule Agent Thompson
Timothy Stack Carson Ward
William S. Taylor Mr. Meeks
Doron Bell Rapper #2
Debbie Lee Carrington Mini Tabitha (uncredited)
Dee Jay Jackson Zubie
Macy Gray Macy Gray
Pat Proft Screenplay
Bob Weinstein Executive Producer
Fat Joe Fat Joe
Frank C. Turner Mr. Meek's Brother
Doug Chapman Stunts
Buddy Johnson Characters
James Bamford Stunts
Wendy O'Brien Casting Associate
Sophia Crawford Stunt Double
Reg Glass Stunts
Rikki Gagne Stunt Double
Grace Gilroy Co-Producer, Unit Production Manager
Drew Mikuska Cody
Dalias Blake Stunts
Brad Weston Executive Producer
Laura Lee Connery Stunt Double
Mark Irwin Director of Photography
Jason Crosby Marine Coordinator
Kathy Hubble Stunts
Dexter Bell Toilet Guy, Stunts
Gary Burritt Negative Cutter
Frank Meschkuleit Additional Performances (puppeteer)
Andrei Andrianko Set Designer
Eric Breker Secret Serviceman Jones
Darrell Hammond Father Muldoon
Dan Rizzuto Utility Stunts
Lloyd Adams Stunts
Michael J. Benavente Supervising Sound Editor
Duane Dickinson Stunts
Marny Eng Stunts, Tabitha
Jwaundace Candece Stunts
Alex Gibson Supervising Music Editor
Lee Scott Music Editor
Aieisha Li Set Costumer
Tristan Oliver Assistant Set Dresser
Lori Stewart Tabitha's Mother, Stunts