Tom Kenny Alien (voice) (uncredited)
Kevin Hart CJ
Marlon Wayans Characters
Anna Faris Cindy
Anthony Anderson Mahalik
Denise Richards Annie
Leslie Nielsen President Harris
Pamela Anderson Becca
Regina Hall Brenda Meeks
Charlie Sheen Tom
Queen Latifah Aunt ShaNeequa
Simon Rex George
Jeremy Piven Ross Giggins
Jenny McCarthy Kate
Camryn Manheim Trooper Champlin
Shawn Wayans Characters
Eddie Griffin Orpheus
Simon Cowell Simon Cowell
Ajay Naidu Sayaman
RZA RZA
Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer
Method Man Method Man
George Carlin Architect
Craig Mazin Screenplay
John Papsidera Casting
Pat Proft Screenplay
Frank C. Turner Mr. Meek's Brother
David Zucker Director
Bob Weinstein Executive Producer
Debbie Lee Carrington Mini Tabitha (uncredited)
Darrell Hammond Father Muldoon
Laura Lee Connery Stunt Double
Ja Rule Agent Thompson
D.L. Hughley John Wilson
Fat Joe Fat Joe
Crystal Dalman Stunts
Aaron Seltzer Characters
Jason Friedberg Characters
Redman Redman
Tom Boyd Musician
Timothy Stack Carson Ward
Doron Bell Rapper #2
Dee Jay Jackson Zubie
Sophia Crawford Stunt Double
Doug Chapman Stunts
Duane Dickinson Stunts
Macy Gray Macy Gray
Master P Master P
Rikki Gagne Stunt Double
Dalias Blake Stunts
Jacob Rupp Stunt Coordinator
Tristan Oliver Assistant Set Dresser
Gaston Morrison Stunts
William S. Taylor Mr. Meeks
David Mylrea Stunts
Gary Burritt Negative Cutter
Raekwon Raekwon
Andrew Rona Executive Producer
Jwaundace Candece Stunts
Don Lew Stunts
Wendy O'Brien Casting Associate
James A. Brewer Associate Editor
Kimani Ray Smith Stunts
Mark Irwin Director of Photography
James L. Venable Original Music Composer
Brad Weston Executive Producer
Caroline Field Stunts
J.J. Makaro Stunts, Stunt Coordinator
Buddy Johnson Characters
Marny Eng Stunts, Tabitha
Kathy Hubble Stunts
Stacey Butterworth Wigmaker