Anna Faris Cindy Campbell
Marlon Wayans Screenplay, Shorty Meeks, Producer
Lochlyn Munro Greg Phillippe
Regina Hall Brenda Meeks
Gwyneth Paltrow Viola de Lesseps (archival footage)
Joseph Fiennes William Shakespeare (archival footage)
Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer
Shawn Wayans Screenplay, Ray Wilkins, Producer
Keenen Ivory Wayans Director, Producer, Slave
Shannon Elizabeth Buffy Gilmore
Dave Sheridan Doofy Gilmore
Carmen Electra Drew Decker
James Van Der Beek Dawson Leary (uncredited)
Kurt Fuller The Sheriff
Jon Abrahams Bobby Prinze
Cheri Oteri Gail Hailstorm
David L. Lander Principal Squiggy
Marissa Jaret Winokur Garage Victim
Doug Chapman Stunts
Mary Vernieu Casting
Tanja Reichert Miss Congeniality
Kelly Coffield Park Teacher
Bob Weinstein Executive Producer
Peter Bryant Black TV Reporter
Karen Kruper Drew's Mom
Rick Ducommun Cindy's Dad
Giacomo Baessato Trick or Treater #1
Barbara Harris ADR Voice Casting
Jason Friedberg Screenplay
J.J. Makaro Stunt Coordinator, Second Unit Director
Ian Bliss Reporter #2
Becky Sullivan ADR Editor
Glynis Davies Buffy's Mom
Phil Beauman Screenplay
Jayne Trcka Miss Mann
Peter Safran Executive Producer
Andrea Nemeth Heather
Peter Hanlon Suicidal Teacher
Mark Helfrich Editor
Anne McCarthy Casting
Brad Grey Executive Producer
Dan Wallin Scoring Mixer
Ted Cole Older Man in Theater
Trevor Roberts Dookie
China Shavers Shorty's Date (uncredited)
Randy K. Singer Foley Mixer
Bruce Mahler Homey (uncredited)
Dennis McNeill Color Timer
Zahf Paroo Principal (uncredited)
Kendall Saunders Miss Thing
Aaron Seltzer Screenplay
Brett Armstrong Stunts
Dan Joffre Cameraman Kenny
Buddy Johnson Screenplay
John Leveque Supervising Sound Editor
Craig Bruhnanski Road Victim
Nels Lennarson Policeman #2
Chris Wilding Shorty's Roomate
Aubrey Tennant Underwear Norseman (uncredited)
Shawn Sykora Foley Editor
Francis Kenny Director of Photography
Michael Waxman First Assistant Director
David Neale Policeman #1
David Crone Camera Operator, Steadicam Operator
Terry Wilson Music Editor
Steve Mann Sound Effects Editor
Chad W. Chilibeck Assistant Set Dresser
Robb Wilson King Associate Producer, Production Design
Robin Harlan Foley Artist
Mark McConchie Drew's Dad
Reg Tupper Beauty Pageant MC
Charles Martin Inouye Supervising Music Editor