David DeLuise Fisherman Scully
Ike Barinholtz Bobby White (uncredited)
Arielle Kebbel Rachel
Ken Jeong Daro
Diedrich Bader Frank Crane
Anneliese van der Pol Jennifer
Matt Lanter Edward
Charlie Weber Jack
Dave Foley Principal Smith
Megan Le Stunts
Shawn Maurer Director of Photography
Crista Flanagan Eden
Jenn Proske Becca Crane
Jeff Witzke Dr. Carlton
Jerry P. Jacobs Co-Producer
William A. Elliott Production Design
Jun Hee Lee Derric
Emily Brobst June, Stunts
Kelsey Ledgin Iris Sullen
Arnon Milchan Executive Producer
Helena Barrett Stunt Double, Alice (uncredited)
Nick Eversman Jeremiah
Peter Safran Producer
Zane Holtz Alex
Teresa Visinare Set Decoration
Marcelle Baer Hot Girl
Boni Yanagisawa Stunts
Michelle Lang Innocent Woman
Krystal Mayo Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Matthew Warzel John
Bradley Dodds Salvatore
Jason Friedberg Producer, Director, Writer
Christopher Lennertz Original Music Composer
Aaron Seltzer Producer, Director, Writer
Katie Barnett Stunts
Chris Riggi Jacob White
Rett Terrell Max
Hal Olofsson Co-Producer
Stephanie Fischer April
Michael Hanson Rick
Randal Reeder Biker Dude
Mike Mayhall Nicholas
Heather Brooke Lady Gaga
Mallory Thompson Stunt Double, Bikini Girl #1 (uncredited)
John Franklin Jacob's Pack #4
Wanetah Walmsley Snooki (uncredited)
Mandy Jacobs Team Edward Girl
Deven MacNair Utility Stunts
Nancy Foy Casting
Greg Washington Photographer
Crystal Michelle Stunts
Alix Hester Costume Design
Peck Prior Editor
Kevin Hardison Art Direction
Chadd B. Cole VFX Artist