Diedrich Bader Frank Crane
David DeLuise Fisherman Scully
Dave Foley Principal Smith
Matt Lanter Edward
Ken Jeong Daro
Boni Yanagisawa Stunts
Arielle Kebbel Rachel
Anneliese van der Pol Jennifer
Megan Le Stunts
Charlie Weber Jack
Shawn Maurer Director of Photography
Crista Flanagan Eden
Deven MacNair Utility Stunts
Jenn Proske Becca Crane
Jeff Witzke Dr. Carlton
Ike Barinholtz Bobby White (uncredited)
Jerry P. Jacobs Co-Producer
William A. Elliott Production Design
Jun Hee Lee Derric
Emily Brobst June, Stunts
Kelsey Ledgin Iris Sullen
Peter Safran Producer
Nick Eversman Jeremiah
Zane Holtz Alex
Teresa Visinare Set Decoration
Marcelle Baer Hot Girl
Peck Prior Editor
Michelle Lang Innocent Woman
Krystal Mayo Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Matthew Warzel John
Bradley Dodds Salvatore
Jason Friedberg Producer, Director, Writer
Christopher Lennertz Original Music Composer
Aaron Seltzer Producer, Director, Writer
Katie Barnett Stunts
Randal Reeder Biker Dude
Helena Barrett Alice (uncredited), Stunt Double
Chris Riggi Jacob White
Kevin Hardison Art Direction
Arnon Milchan Executive Producer
Rett Terrell Max
Hal Olofsson Co-Producer
Stephanie Fischer April
Michael Hanson Rick
Mike Mayhall Nicholas
Mallory Thompson Bikini Girl #1 (uncredited), Stunt Double
Heather Brooke Lady Gaga
John Franklin Jacob's Pack #4
Wanetah Walmsley Snooki (uncredited)
Mandy Jacobs Team Edward Girl
Nancy Foy Casting
Greg Washington Photographer
Alix Hester Costume Design
Crystal Michelle Stunts
Chadd B. Cole VFX Artist