Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin
Tim O'Connor Fenzwick
Jerry Zucker Executive Producer, Original Series Creator
Shawn Patrick Lane Stunts
George Kennedy Ed Hocken
George Marshall Ruge Stunts
Bobby Burns Stunts
Jim Abrahams Executive Producer, Original Series Creator
Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer
Robert Goulet Quentin Hapsburg
Richard Griffiths Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Peter Mark Richman Dunwell
Lloyd Bochner Baggett
David Zucker Davy Crockett, Director, Writer, Original Series Creator
Zsa Zsa Gabor Zsa Zsa Gabor
Pat Proft Writer
George Watters II Supervising Sound Editor
John Fleck "If that's your attitude, forget it."
'Weird Al' Yankovic "You pigs...say your prayers."
Allan Graf Stunts
Peter McKernan Sr. Stunts
Miranda Garrison Choreographer
Ted Grossman Stunts
Mel Tormé Mel Tormé
Gary C. Bourgeois Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Al Fann "It's 4 minutes too slow."
Anthony James Hector Savage
O. J. Simpson Nordberg
Manny Perry "Let's get him."
Peter Van Norden John Sununu
Alexander Folk Crackhouse Cop
Al Goto Stunts
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
F. Hudson Miller Supervising Sound Editor
Peter McKernan Jr. Stunts
Robert LoCash FBI Agent
Jacqueline Brookes Commissioner Brumford
D.D. Howard Barbecue Mom
Ed Williams Ted Olsen
Roydon Clark Stunts
Phil Chong Stunts
Charlie Brewer Stunts
Joy Zapata Hairdresser
Neil Summers Stunts
Don Pugsley "He's wired!"
Raynor Scheine "You're on my groin."
Eugene Collier Stunts
Jeff Ramsey Stunts
Ira Newborn Original Music Composer
Adam Jenkins Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Lewis Friedman Lab Technician
James Winburn Stunts
Bud Davis Stunts
Steve Hart Stunts
Eric Norris Stunts
Phil Adams Stunts
Dwayne McGee Stunts
Donna Garrett Stunts
Robert K. Weiss Obstetrician, Producer, Second Unit Director
Jeff Wright "Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."
Lila Finn Stunts
J.P. Romano Stunts
John T. Kretchmer First Assistant Director
Charlotte Zucker "For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
Joseph E. Thibo Camera Operator
Gary Littlejohn Stunts
Roy Arbogast Special Effects
Christopher Greenbury Editor
Mary Peters Stunts
Gil Netter Executive Producer
Robert M. Stevens Director of Photography
Susan Breslau Party Guest