Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin
Richard Griffiths Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
George Kennedy Ed Hocken
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer
Peter Mark Richman Dunwell
Lloyd Bochner Baggett
Zsa Zsa Gabor Zsa Zsa Gabor
Pat Proft Writer
Allan Graf Stunts
John Fleck "If that's your attitude, forget it."
'Weird Al' Yankovic "You pigs...say your prayers."
David Zucker Davy Crockett, Director, Writer, Original Series Creator
Miranda Garrison Choreographer
Neil Summers Stunts
Jerry Zucker Executive Producer, Original Series Creator
Mel Tormé Mel Tormé
Al Fann "It's 4 minutes too slow."
Anthony James Hector Savage
O. J. Simpson Nordberg
Peter Van Norden John Sununu
Alexander Folk Crackhouse Cop
Eric Norris Stunts
Gina Mastrogiacomo "Is this some kind of bust?"
Ted Grossman Stunts
Raynor Scheine "You're on my groin."
Robert LoCash FBI Agent
Jacqueline Brookes Commissioner Brumford
D.D. Howard Barbecue Mom
Ed Williams Ted Olsen
Jim Abrahams Executive Producer, Original Series Creator
Roydon Clark Stunts
Phil Chong Stunts
Robert Goulet Quentin Hapsburg
Al Goto Stunts
Don Pugsley "He's wired!"
Jeff Ramsey Stunts
Bud Davis Stunts
Ira Newborn Original Music Composer
Lewis Friedman Lab Technician
James Winburn Stunts
Tim O'Connor Fenzwick
Eugene Collier Stunts
Dwayne McGee Stunts
Donna Garrett Stunts
Robert K. Weiss Obstetrician, Producer, Second Unit Director
Jeff Wright "Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."
David Powledge Stunts
Lila Finn Stunts
Joseph E. Thibo Camera Operator
Roy Arbogast Special Effects
Robert M. Stevens Director of Photography
Gil Netter Executive Producer
William Woodson TV Commercial Announcer
Françoise Ruggieri White House Dinner Guest (uncredited)
John J. Lloyd Production Design
Jose Gonzales-Gonzales Mariachi
Gary Littlejohn Stunts
Cindy Folkerson Stunts
Charlie Brewer Stunts
Charlotte Zucker "For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
Christopher Greenbury Editor
Christopher J. Keene "Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."
Larry McCormick TV Reporter
Phil Adams Stunts
Jadie David Stunts
Manny Perry "Let's get him."
Cliff Bemis Barbecue Dad
C. Lindsay Workman "Your coat, sir?"
George Marshall Ruge Stunts
James R. Symons Editor
Steve Geray Stunts