'Weird Al' Yankovic "You pigs...say your prayers."
Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin
Richard Griffiths Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
David Zucker Davy Crockett, Director, Writer, Original Series Creator
Jim Abrahams Executive Producer, Original Series Creator
George Kennedy Ed Hocken
Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer
Neil Summers Stunts
Allan Graf Stunts
Raynor Scheine "You're on my groin."
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
Robert Goulet Quentin Hapsburg
Peter Mark Richman Dunwell
Lloyd Bochner Baggett
Eric Norris Stunts
Zsa Zsa Gabor Zsa Zsa Gabor
Tim O'Connor Fenzwick
Pat Proft Writer
Jerry Zucker Executive Producer, Original Series Creator
John Fleck "If that's your attitude, forget it."
Miranda Garrison Choreographer
Mel Tormé Mel Tormé
Al Fann "It's 4 minutes too slow."
Anthony James Hector Savage
Gina Mastrogiacomo "Is this some kind of bust?"
David Powledge Stunts
Bud Davis Stunts
O. J. Simpson Nordberg
Peter Van Norden John Sununu
Alexander Folk Crackhouse Cop
John T. Kretchmer First Assistant Director
Ted Grossman Stunts
Gary Littlejohn Stunts
Larry McCormick TV Reporter
Robert LoCash FBI Agent
Al Goto Stunts
Jacqueline Brookes Commissioner Brumford
Phil Adams Stunts
D.D. Howard Barbecue Mom
Ed Williams Ted Olsen
Roydon Clark Stunts
Phil Chong Stunts
Charlie Brewer Stunts
Don Pugsley "He's wired!"
Mary Peters Stunts
Eugene Collier Stunts
George Watters II Supervising Sound Editor
Christopher Greenbury Editor
Jeff Ramsey Stunts
Ira Newborn Original Music Composer
Gil Netter Executive Producer
George Marshall Ruge Stunts
J.P. Romano Stunts
Manny Perry "Let's get him."
Lewis Friedman Lab Technician
James Winburn Stunts
Bobby Burns Stunts
Dwayne McGee Stunts
Gary C. Bourgeois Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Shawn Patrick Lane Stunts
Donna Garrett Stunts
Robert K. Weiss Obstetrician, Producer, Second Unit Director
Jeff Wright "Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."
Nancy Hopton Script Supervisor
Lila Finn Stunts
Joseph E. Thibo Camera Operator
Stephen Abrums Makeup Artist
Roy Arbogast Special Effects
Robert M. Stevens Director of Photography
Joy Zapata Hairdresser
Laurence Todd Rosenthal Stunts
Peter McKernan Jr. Stunts