Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin
George Kennedy Ed Hocken
Richard Griffiths Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer
Al Fann "It's 4 minutes too slow."
Robert Goulet Quentin Hapsburg
Charlotte Zucker "For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
Zsa Zsa Gabor Zsa Zsa Gabor
Jim Abrahams Executive Producer, Original Series Creator
'Weird Al' Yankovic "You pigs...say your prayers."
Anthony James Hector Savage
Peter Mark Richman Dunwell
Ed Williams Ted Olsen
O. J. Simpson Nordberg
Ted Grossman Stunts
Lloyd Bochner Baggett
Tim O'Connor Fenzwick
David Zucker Davy Crockett, Director, Writer, Original Series Creator
Miranda Garrison Choreographer
Don Pugsley "He's wired!"
Françoise Ruggieri White House Dinner Guest (uncredited)
Lila Finn Stunts
Allan Graf Stunts
Eric Norris Stunts
Mel Tormé Mel Tormé
Alexander Folk Crackhouse Cop
Gina Mastrogiacomo "Is this some kind of bust?"
Jacqueline Brookes Commissioner Brumford
Roydon Clark Stunts
Jerry Zucker Executive Producer, Original Series Creator
Neil Summers Stunts
William Woodson TV Commercial Announcer
Roy Arbogast Special Effects
Susan Breslau Party Guest
John T. Kretchmer First Assistant Director
Cliff Bemis Barbecue Dad
Lee Terri "Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"
C. Lindsay Workman "Your coat, sir?"
Burton Zucker Lab Technician
Peter Van Norden John Sununu
Pat Proft Writer
Phil Chong Stunts
Raynor Scheine "You're on my groin."
John Fleck "If that's your attitude, forget it."
Lewis Friedman Lab Technician
D.D. Howard Barbecue Mom
Gary Littlejohn Stunts
Robert LoCash FBI Agent
Jeff Ramsey Stunts
James Winburn Stunts
Donna Garrett Stunts
John Roarke George Bush
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
John J. Lloyd Production Design
George Marshall Ruge Stunts
Jeff Wright "Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."
Ira Newborn Original Music Composer
Robert K. Weiss Obstetrician, Producer, Second Unit Director
Cindy Folkerson Stunts
Steve Hart Stunts
J.P. Romano Stunts
Ken Kerman "Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."
David Powledge Stunts
Robert M. Stevens Director of Photography
Phil Adams Stunts
Manny Perry "Let's get him."
Jadie David Stunts
Eugene Collier Stunts
Charlie Brewer Stunts
James R. Symons Editor
Larry McCormick TV Reporter
Dwayne McGee Stunts