Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin
Richard Griffiths Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer
'Weird Al' Yankovic "You pigs...say your prayers."
Miranda Garrison Choreographer
Allan Graf Stunts
George Kennedy Ed Hocken
David Zucker Davy Crockett, Director, Writer, Original Series Creator
Pat Proft Writer
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
Eric Norris Stunts
Al Goto Stunts
Neil Summers Stunts
Peter Mark Richman Dunwell
Jim Abrahams Executive Producer, Original Series Creator
Gina Mastrogiacomo "Is this some kind of bust?"
John Fleck "If that's your attitude, forget it."
Lloyd Bochner Baggett
Zsa Zsa Gabor Zsa Zsa Gabor
Raynor Scheine "You're on my groin."
Robert Goulet Quentin Hapsburg
Gary Littlejohn Stunts
Tim O'Connor Fenzwick
Anthony James Hector Savage
Ted Grossman Stunts
Jerry Zucker Executive Producer, Original Series Creator
Mel Tormé Mel Tormé
Al Fann "It's 4 minutes too slow."
Gary C. Bourgeois Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Christopher Greenbury Editor
Françoise Ruggieri White House Dinner Guest (uncredited)
David Powledge Stunts
Eugene Collier Stunts
Manny Perry "Let's get him."
O. J. Simpson Nordberg
Ira Newborn Original Music Composer
Peter Van Norden John Sununu
Shawn Patrick Lane Stunts
John T. Kretchmer First Assistant Director
Bud Davis Stunts
Mary Peters Stunts
Alexander Folk Crackhouse Cop
Christopher J. Keene "Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."
Robert K. Weiss Obstetrician, Producer, Second Unit Director
George Marshall Ruge Stunts
Laurence Todd Rosenthal Stunts
Charlotte Zucker "For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
Phil Adams Stunts
Adam Jenkins Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Robert LoCash FBI Agent
Phil Chong Stunts
Jacqueline Brookes Commissioner Brumford
F. Hudson Miller Supervising Sound Editor
Larry McCormick TV Reporter
Charlie Brewer Stunts
D.D. Howard Barbecue Mom
Ed Williams Ted Olsen
Bobby Burns Stunts
Jeff Ramsey Stunts
Roydon Clark Stunts
J.P. Romano Stunts
Don Pugsley "He's wired!"
Susan Breslau Party Guest
Joseph E. Thibo Camera Operator
Peter McKernan Jr. Stunts
Steve Hart Stunts
Nancy Hopton Script Supervisor
Sonia Izzolena Stunts
Stephen Abrums Makeup Artist
Lewis Friedman Lab Technician
James Winburn Stunts
Lila Finn Stunts