Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin
George Kennedy Ed Hocken
Richard Griffiths Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer
Al Fann "It's 4 minutes too slow."
Eric Norris Stunts
Charlotte Zucker "For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
Zsa Zsa Gabor Zsa Zsa Gabor
David Zucker Davy Crockett, Director, Writer, Original Series Creator
Raynor Scheine "You're on my groin."
Miranda Garrison Choreographer
Anthony James Hector Savage
Peter Mark Richman Dunwell
Ted Grossman Stunts
Allan Graf Stunts
Ed Williams Ted Olsen
O. J. Simpson Nordberg
Robert Goulet Quentin Hapsburg
Jerry Zucker Executive Producer, Original Series Creator
Lloyd Bochner Baggett
Bud Davis Stunts
Jim Abrahams Executive Producer, Original Series Creator
Tim O'Connor Fenzwick
'Weird Al' Yankovic "You pigs...say your prayers."
Don Pugsley "He's wired!"
Neil Summers Stunts
Shawn Patrick Lane Stunts
Mel Tormé Mel Tormé
Pat Proft Writer
Manny Perry "Let's get him."
Alexander Folk Crackhouse Cop
Jacqueline Brookes Commissioner Brumford
Roydon Clark Stunts
Adam Jenkins Sound Re-Recording Mixer
William Woodson TV Commercial Announcer
Roy Arbogast Special Effects
Susan Breslau Party Guest
Gina Mastrogiacomo "Is this some kind of bust?"
Steve Hart Stunts
Bobby Burns Stunts
Cliff Bemis Barbecue Dad
Phil Adams Stunts
Lee Terri "Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"
Robert K. Weiss Obstetrician, Producer, Second Unit Director
C. Lindsay Workman "Your coat, sir?"
Burton Zucker Lab Technician
Peter Van Norden John Sununu
Eugene Collier Stunts
Al Goto Stunts
Phil Chong Stunts
Larry McCormick TV Reporter
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
Mary Peters Stunts
Françoise Ruggieri White House Dinner Guest (uncredited)
John T. Kretchmer First Assistant Director
Gary Littlejohn Stunts
Stephen Abrums Makeup Artist
John Fleck "If that's your attitude, forget it."
Lewis Friedman Lab Technician
D.D. Howard Barbecue Mom
Robert LoCash FBI Agent
Jeff Ramsey Stunts
David Powledge Stunts
F. Hudson Miller Supervising Sound Editor
James Winburn Stunts
Bill McIntosh Stunts
Donna Garrett Stunts
Charlie Brewer Stunts
George Marshall Ruge Stunts
Joy Zapata Hairdresser
John Roarke George Bush
Lila Finn Stunts