Glen Chin Sumo Wrestler
Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin
Michael Tadross Executive In Charge Of Production
Julie Strain Dominatrix
James Earl Jones James Earl Jones (uncredited)
George Kennedy Ed Hocken
Morgan Fairchild Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)
Anna Nicole Smith Tanya
John Berger Set Designer
Raquel Welch Raquel Welch (uncredited)
Elliott Gould Elliott Gould (uncredited)
Taran Killam Boy of Geriatric Park
Peter Segal Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew', Director
Paul Feig Oscar Audience Member
Shannen Doherty Shannen Doherty (uncredited)
Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer
R. Lee Ermey Prison Guard (uncredited)
Ellen Greene Louise
Vanna White Vanna White
Fred Ward Rocco
Randall "Tex" Cobb Big Hairy Con
Laura Albert Stunts
Al Goto Stunts
Florence Henderson Florence Henderson
David Zucker Teleprompter Guy, Writer, Producer
Chuck Picerni Jr. Stunts
Charlotte Zucker Nurse
Mariel Hemingway Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)
Kathleen Freeman Muriel
Pia Zadora Pia Zadora
Joe Grifasi Director
Bob Moore Jr. Set Costumer
Andy Gill Stunts
Gene LeBell Stunts
Olympia Dukakis Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)
Jeffrey G. Barnett Stunts
Marc Alaimo Trucker
Miranda Garrison Choreographer
John Capodice Mr. Big
Bill Erwin Conductor
Ed Williams Ted
Earl Boen Dr. Eisendrath
O. J. Simpson Nordberg
Rick Scarry Security Guard
Jerry Zucker Executive Producer
Nigel Gibbs Carjacker
Bruce Paul Barbour Stunt Double
Jimmy N. Roberts Stunts
Jim Abrahams Executive Producer
'Weird Al' Yankovic 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Tom Randol Set Dressing Artist
Alexis Vogel Makeup Artist
Joseph J. Kontra Second Assistant Director
Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter Cabbie
Doris Belack Dr. Roberts
Bruce A. Young Tyrone (uncredited)
Patricia Tallman Stunts
Françoise Ruggieri Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)
Tom Finnegan Priest
Rosalind Allen Bobbi
Michael Chambers Dancer
Eric Gotthelf Foley Mixer
Jeff Imada Stunts
Bill Zuckert Old Man
Don Lee Digital Compositors
Mary Lou Retton Mary Lou Retton
Raye Birk Papshmir
Thomas Rosales Jr. Prisoner #2 (uncredited), Stunts
Susan Breslau Train Lady #1
David Emmerichs Steadicam Operator
Jeff Carson Music Editor
Marian Green Stunts