Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin
James Earl Jones James Earl Jones (uncredited)
Elliott Gould Elliott Gould (uncredited)
Raquel Welch Raquel Welch (uncredited)
Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer
Fred Ward Rocco
Bruce A. Young Tyrone (uncredited)
Peter Segal Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew', Director
Thomas Rosales Jr. Prisoner #2 (uncredited), Stunts
R. Lee Ermey Prison Guard (uncredited)
Julie Strain Dominatrix
Paul Feig Oscar Audience Member
Taran Killam Boy of Geriatric Park
'Weird Al' Yankovic 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Miranda Garrison Choreographer
George Kennedy Ed Hocken
Morgan Fairchild Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)
Anna Nicole Smith Tanya
Randall 'Tex' Cobb Big Hairy Con
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
Pat Proft Writer
Olympia Dukakis Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)
Kathleen Freeman Muriel
David Zucker Teleprompter Guy, Writer, Producer
Nigel Gibbs Carjacker
Earl Boen Dr. Eisendrath
Joe Grifasi Director
Marc Alaimo Trucker
Ellen Greene Louise
Patricia Tallman Stunts
Shannen Doherty Shannen Doherty (uncredited)
Al Goto Stunts
Chuck Picerni Jr. Stunts
Jim Abrahams Executive Producer
Glen Chin Sumo Wrestler
Bruce Paul Barbour Stunt Double
Gene LeBell Stunts
Bill Erwin Conductor
Jimmy N. Roberts Stunts
John Capodice Mr. Big
Vanna White Vanna White
Andre Rosey Brown Corridor Guard
Andy Gill Stunts
Debbie Lynn Ross Stunts
Bob Baron ADR Mixer
Brad Lockerman Jason
Theresa Repola Mohammed Negative Cutter
Florence Henderson Florence Henderson
Jeffrey G. Barnett Stunts
David Emmerichs Steadicam Operator
Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter Cabbie
Paul E. Short Stunts
Laura Albert Stunts
Jeff Imada Stunts
Françoise Ruggieri Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)
Bill Zuckert Old Man
Mary E. Vogt Costume Design
O. J. Simpson Nordberg
Marian Green Stunts
Symba Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited)
Ira Newborn Original Music Composer, Conductor
Mary Peters Stunts
Charlotte Zucker Nurse
Eugene Collier Stunts
Elisa Gabrielli Mourner
Brad Kuehn Digital Effects Supervisor
David Fresco Lifetime Award Recipient
Joe D'Angerio Security Guard
Bruce Crone Art Direction
Robert K. Weiss Tuba Player, Producer, Second Unit Director
Ken Dufva Foley Artist
Bryan Anthony Dancer