Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin
Julie Strain Dominatrix
James Earl Jones James Earl Jones (uncredited)
George Kennedy Ed Hocken
Elliott Gould Elliott Gould (uncredited)
Morgan Fairchild Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)
Anna Nicole Smith Tanya
R. Lee Ermey Prison Guard (uncredited)
Raquel Welch Raquel Welch (uncredited)
Fred Ward Rocco
Shannen Doherty Shannen Doherty (uncredited)
Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer
Paul Feig Oscar Audience Member
Vanna White Vanna White
Randall "Tex" Cobb Big Hairy Con
Kathleen Freeman Muriel
Florence Henderson Florence Henderson
Bruce A. Young Tyrone (uncredited)
Thomas Rosales Jr. Prisoner #2 (uncredited), Stunts
Taran Killam Boy of Geriatric Park
Charlotte Zucker Nurse
Mariel Hemingway Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)
Pia Zadora Pia Zadora
Joe Grifasi Director
Jim Abrahams Executive Producer
'Weird Al' Yankovic 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Olympia Dukakis Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)
Marc Alaimo Trucker
Earl Boen Dr. Eisendrath
Peter Segal Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew', Director
Ed Williams Ted
O. J. Simpson Nordberg
Rick Scarry Security Guard
Nigel Gibbs Carjacker
Bill Erwin Conductor
Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter Cabbie
David Zucker Teleprompter Guy, Writer, Producer
Chuck Picerni Jr. Stunts
Miranda Garrison Choreographer
Laura Albert Stunts
Alexis Vogel Makeup Artist
Tom Randol Set Dressing Artist
Doris Belack Dr. Roberts
Françoise Ruggieri Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)
Tom Finnegan Priest
Rosalind Allen Bobbi
Michael Chambers Dancer
Bill Zuckert Old Man
Mary Lou Retton Mary Lou Retton
Raye Birk Papshmir
Jerry Zucker Executive Producer
Susan Breslau Train Lady #1
Patricia Tallman Stunts
Glen Chin Sumo Wrestler
David Fresco Lifetime Award Recipient
Elisa Gabrielli Mourner
Marcy Goldman Train Lady #3
Andrew Craig Bryce Porterhouse Guard
Ken Dufva Foley Artist
Joe D'Angerio Security Guard
Ellen Greene Louise
Andre Rosey Brown Corridor Guard
Lorali Hart Melon Lady
Jeremy Alter Production Assistant
John Capodice Mr. Big
Bruce Paul Barbour Stunt Double
Robert Primes Additional Photography
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
Jeff Imada Stunts
Lou Felder Presenter
Danny Daniels Cabbie
Burton Zucker Clinic Patient