Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin
James Earl Jones James Earl Jones (uncredited)
Elliott Gould Elliott Gould (uncredited)
Paul E. Short Stunts
Joe D'Angerio Security Guard
R. Lee Ermey Prison Guard (uncredited)
Chuck Picerni Jr. Stunts
Jeffrey G. Barnett Stunts
Julie Strain Dominatrix
Taran Killam Boy of Geriatric Park
Joel Madison Oscar Audience Member
Jerry Zucker Executive Producer
George Kennedy Ed Hocken
Morgan Fairchild Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)
Anna Nicole Smith Tanya
Debbie Lynn Ross Stunts
Earl Boen Dr. Eisendrath
Joseph J. Kontra Second Assistant Director
Jim Abrahams Executive Producer
Raquel Welch Raquel Welch (uncredited)
Fred Ward Rocco
Mary E. Vogt Costume Design
Shannen Doherty Shannen Doherty (uncredited)
William C. Gerrity Co-Producer, Unit Production Manager
Ellen Greene Louise
Bob Moore Jr. Set Costumer
Kathleen Freeman Muriel
Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer
Theresa Repola Mohammed Negative Cutter
Elisa Gabrielli Mourner
Paul Feig Oscar Audience Member
Pat Proft Writer
Lawrence G. Paull Production Design
Jeff Case Grip
David Zucker Teleprompter Guy, Writer, Producer
Peter McKernan Jr. Aerial Coordinator
Thomas Rosales Jr. Prisoner #2 (uncredited), Stunts
Hubie Kerns Jr. Stunt Driver
Vanna White Vanna White
Bruce A. Young Tyrone (uncredited)
Nigel Gibbs Carjacker
Randall "Tex" Cobb Big Hairy Con
Miranda Garrison Choreographer
Florence Henderson Florence Henderson
Jimmy N. Roberts Stunts
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
O. J. Simpson Nordberg
Peter Segal Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew', Director
John Capodice Mr. Big
Gloria D'Alessandro Sound Editor
Laura Albert Stunts
'Weird Al' Yankovic 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Al Goto Stunts
Mariel Hemingway Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)
Pia Zadora Pia Zadora
Joe Grifasi Director
Patricia Tallman Stunts
Jeff Imada Stunts
Phil Adams Stunts
Olympia Dukakis Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)
Robert LoCash Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew', Writer, Co-Producer
Marc Alaimo Trucker
Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter Cabbie
Ed Williams Ted
Gene LeBell Stunts
Andy Gill Stunts
David Emmerichs Steadicam Operator
Bill Erwin Conductor
Rick Scarry Security Guard
Ira Newborn Original Music Composer, Conductor
Alexis Vogel Makeup Artist
Tom Randol Set Dressing Artist