Elliott Gould Elliott Gould (uncredited)
Paul Feig Oscar Audience Member
James Earl Jones James Earl Jones (uncredited)
'Weird Al' Yankovic 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin
Fred Ward Rocco
Earl Boen Dr. Eisendrath
Kathleen Freeman Muriel
Taran Killam Boy of Geriatric Park
Nigel Gibbs Carjacker
R. Lee Ermey Prison Guard (uncredited)
David Zucker Teleprompter Guy, Writer, Producer
Julie Strain Dominatrix
Ellen Greene Louise
Jim Abrahams Executive Producer
Thomas Rosales Jr. Prisoner #2 (uncredited), Stunts
Peter Segal Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew', Director
Bill Erwin Conductor
George Kennedy Ed Hocken
Morgan Fairchild Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)
Anna Nicole Smith Tanya
Bruce A. Young Tyrone (uncredited)
Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer
Andy Gill Stunts
Raquel Welch Raquel Welch (uncredited)
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
Jerry Zucker Executive Producer
Shannen Doherty Shannen Doherty (uncredited)
John Capodice Mr. Big
Pat Proft Writer
Vanna White Vanna White
Gene LeBell Stunts
Laura Albert Stunts
Patricia Tallman Stunts
Randall "Tex" Cobb Big Hairy Con
Miranda Garrison Choreographer
Florence Henderson Florence Henderson
Paul E. Short Stunts
O. J. Simpson Nordberg
Marian Green Stunts
Mariel Hemingway Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)
Jeff Imada Stunts
Pia Zadora Pia Zadora
Joe Grifasi Director
Phil Adams Stunts
Jimmy N. Roberts Stunts
Debbie Lynn Ross Stunts
Al Goto Stunts
Chuck Picerni Jr. Stunts
Olympia Dukakis Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)
Elisa Gabrielli Mourner
Robert LoCash Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew', Writer, Co-Producer
Marc Alaimo Trucker
Eugene Collier Stunts
Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter Cabbie
Ed Williams Ted
Glen Chin Sumo Wrestler
Gil Netter Executive Producer
Joe D'Angerio Security Guard
Mary E. Vogt Costume Design
Lou Felder Presenter
Simone Boisseree Stunts
David Emmerichs Steadicam Operator
Bob Baron ADR Mixer
Eric Gotthelf Foley Mixer
Lawrence G. Paull Production Design
Mary Peters Stunts
Rick Scarry Security Guard
Bryan Anthony Dancer
Ira Newborn Original Music Composer, Conductor
Jeffrey G. Barnett Stunts
Wylie Small Defense Attorney