Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin
Julie Strain Dominatrix
Paul Feig Oscar Audience Member
George Kennedy Ed Hocken
Morgan Fairchild Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)
Anna Nicole Smith Tanya
James Earl Jones James Earl Jones (uncredited)
Raquel Welch Raquel Welch (uncredited)
Elliott Gould Elliott Gould (uncredited)
Shannen Doherty Shannen Doherty (uncredited)
Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer
Ellen Greene Louise
Vanna White Vanna White
Fred Ward Rocco
Randall "Tex" Cobb Big Hairy Con
R. Lee Ermey Prison Guard (uncredited)
Taran Killam Boy of Geriatric Park
Florence Henderson Florence Henderson
Charlotte Zucker Nurse
Mariel Hemingway Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)
Kathleen Freeman Muriel
Pia Zadora Pia Zadora
Joe Grifasi Director
David Zucker Teleprompter Guy, Writer, Producer
Gene LeBell Stunts
Olympia Dukakis Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)
Marc Alaimo Trucker
Miranda Garrison Choreographer
John Capodice Mr. Big
Bill Erwin Conductor
Ed Williams Ted
Elisa Gabrielli Mourner
Earl Boen Dr. Eisendrath
O. J. Simpson Nordberg
Peter Segal Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew', Director
Laura Albert Stunts
Rick Scarry Security Guard
Jerry Zucker Executive Producer
Nigel Gibbs Carjacker
Bruce Paul Barbour Stunt Double
Jim Abrahams Executive Producer
'Weird Al' Yankovic 'Weird Al' Yankovic
David Emmerichs Steadicam Operator
Alexis Vogel Makeup Artist
Tom Randol Set Dressing Artist
Doris Belack Dr. Roberts
Bruce A. Young Tyrone (uncredited)
Patricia Tallman Stunts
Tom Finnegan Priest
Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter Cabbie
Rosalind Allen Bobbi
Michael Chambers Dancer
Jeff Imada Stunts
Bill Zuckert Old Man
Pat Proft Writer
Mary Lou Retton Mary Lou Retton
Glen Chin Sumo Wrestler
Raye Birk Papshmir
Thomas Rosales Jr. Prisoner #2 (uncredited), Stunts
Marian Green Stunts
Susan Breslau Train Lady #1
Andy Gill Stunts
Jeff Carson Music Editor
Joe D'Angerio Security Guard
David Fresco Lifetime Award Recipient
Marcy Goldman Train Lady #3
Andrew Craig Bryce Porterhouse Guard
Phil Adams Stunts
Ken Dufva Foley Artist
Lawrence G. Paull Production Design
Andre Rosey Brown Corridor Guard
Lou Felder Presenter