Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin
Julie Strain Dominatrix
Elliott Gould Elliott Gould (uncredited)
James Earl Jones James Earl Jones (uncredited)
George Kennedy Ed Hocken
Morgan Fairchild Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)
Anna Nicole Smith Tanya
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
Paul Feig Oscar Audience Member
Raquel Welch Raquel Welch (uncredited)
Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer
Shannen Doherty Shannen Doherty (uncredited)
Pat Proft Writer
Fred Ward Rocco
Vanna White Vanna White
Thomas Rosales Jr. Prisoner #2 (uncredited), Stunts
Randall "Tex" Cobb Big Hairy Con
Miranda Garrison Choreographer
Taran Killam Boy of Geriatric Park
Ellen Greene Louise
Nigel Gibbs Carjacker
Florence Henderson Florence Henderson
R. Lee Ermey Prison Guard (uncredited)
Peter Segal Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew', Director
Bill Erwin Conductor
David Zucker Teleprompter Guy, Writer, Producer
O. J. Simpson Nordberg
Laura Albert Stunts
Mariel Hemingway Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)
Pia Zadora Pia Zadora
Joe Grifasi Director
Jimmy N. Roberts Stunts
Earl Boen Dr. Eisendrath
Olympia Dukakis Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)
Robert LoCash Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew', Writer, Co-Producer
Marc Alaimo Trucker
Kathleen Freeman Muriel
Ed Williams Ted
'Weird Al' Yankovic 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter Cabbie
Al Goto Stunts
Eugene Collier Stunts
Rick Scarry Security Guard
Jerry Zucker Executive Producer
Ira Newborn Original Music Composer, Conductor
Patricia Tallman Stunts
Alexis Vogel Makeup Artist
Doris Belack Dr. Roberts
Tom Finnegan Priest
Rosalind Allen Bobbi
Michael Chambers Dancer
Bruce A. Young Tyrone (uncredited)
Gene LeBell Stunts
Jeff Imada Stunts
Jim Abrahams Executive Producer
Bill Zuckert Old Man
Chuck Picerni Jr. Stunts
Robert K. Weiss Tuba Player, Producer, Second Unit Director
Jeff Wright Store Manager, Associate Producer
Mary Lou Retton Mary Lou Retton
Raye Birk Papshmir
Charlotte Zucker Nurse
Joe D'Angerio Security Guard
Elisa Gabrielli Mourner
David Emmerichs Steadicam Operator
Robert M. Stevens Director of Photography
Glen Chin Sumo Wrestler
Marian Green Stunts
Susan Breslau Train Lady #1
David Fresco Lifetime Award Recipient
Simone Boisseree Stunts
Marcy Goldman Train Lady #3