Adam Sandler Writer, Tommy, Producer
Taylor Lautner Lil Pete
Nick Nolte Frank Stockburn
Terry Crews Chico
Rob Schneider Ramon
Steve Buscemi Doc Griffin
Danny Trejo Cicero
John Turturro Abner Doubleday
Chris Parnell Bank Manager
Harvey Keitel Smiley
Luke Wilson Danny
David Spade General George Custer
Jackie Sandler Never Wears Bra