Adam Sandler Writer, Tommy, Producer
Taylor Lautner Lil Pete
Nick Nolte Frank Stockburn
Harvey Keitel Smiley
Steve Buscemi Doc Griffin
Terry Crews Chico
Danny Trejo Cicero
John Turturro Abner Doubleday
Rob Schneider Ramon
Chris Parnell Bank Manager
Luke Wilson Danny
David Spade General George Custer
Jackie Sandler Never Wears Bra