Kevin Bacon Bob Garbinger, the Villain
Elijah Wood Fritz Garbinger, his Creepy Brother
Peter Dinklage Winston / Toxie, the Hero
Jacob Tremblay Wade, the Kid
Annette Badland Daisy, the Shopkeeper
Sarah Niles Mayor Togar
Jane Levy Cheerful Insurance Rep (voice)
Shaun Dooley Mel Ferd, the Crusading Reporter
Taylour Paige J.J. Doherty, the Wild Card
Lloyd Kaufman Lloyd, the Hospital Grump, Producer, Characters
Julia Davis Kissy Sturnevan, his Associate
Jonny Coyne Thad Barkabus, the Big Boss
Macon Blair Dennis, the Noisy Slob, Screenplay, Director, Executive Producer
Julian Kostov Budd Berserk, crazy/dangerous
Atanas Srebrev Chief Wormer
Nikolay Stanoev Gut-Shot Manager
Mariana Stansheva Casting
David Yow Guthrie Stockins, the Wise Hobo
Julie Harkin Casting
Dana Gonzales Director of Photography
Valentin Ganev Cardinal Rooney
Mary Parent Producer
Nathan Cooper "Cornholed"
Spencer Wilding Monster Garbinger, his Imperfect Self / Him Under the Hood, mysterious guitar
Chris Morley Visual Effects Supervisor
Abraham Lewis Spence, his Shithead Heir
Andrew Pfeffer Executive Producer
Deliana Stoyanova Graphic Designer
Teodor Tzolov Stunts, Stunt Coordinator
Lee Eddy CJ Doons, formerly Miss Fall Harvest
Euan Macnaughton Fritz Cop
JR Esposito J.R. Gile, reporting live!
Sunil Patel Dr. Walla, who means well
Alen Angelov Bike Helmet Kid, no car for you
James Thomas Editor
Michael Herz Producer
Derek Morse Detective Swofford
Neda Spasova DJ Cool Cthulu, tables & black magic
Byron Brown Sad Commercial Man, "thank you, Bob"
Mark Bennett Casting
Kexin Wang Cashier
Brett W. Bachman Editor
Nikolay Sabchev Boom Operator
Leart Dokle Keg-Stand, another Thug
Alexander Krumov "D" Camera Operator
Ivan Ranghelov Art Direction
Danko Jordanov Fight Choreographer, Stunt Double
Yossif Mladenov Set Designer
Brooke Blair Original Music Composer
Kitodar Todorov Kupp, a Science Geek
Nikola Mutafov Officer Dingus
Hristo Genkov "B" Camera Operator
Owen Davis Louis, the Brave Fry Cook
Anna Andreeva Makeup Artist
Martin Chichov "C" Camera Operator
Emmanuel Todorov Beat Cop
Spencer Liff Choreographer
Bozhidar Peychev Third Assistant Director
Ivo Vuchkov Stunts
Desislava Manasieva Wigmaker
Radoslav Ignatov Stunt Double
Ivan Bakalov Electrician
Emil Videv Greorgeiev Stunts
Will Blair Original Music Composer
Alex Cameron Production Design
Tsvetolyub Iliev Stunts
Max Kraus "Youse!"
Rayna Sirmina Stunt Double
Laura Giosh Distraught Mother
Hristo Parvanov Stunts
Alex Garcia Producer
Monika Hristova Second Assistant Director