Kevin Bacon Bob Garbinger, the Villain
Elijah Wood Fritz Garbinger, his Creepy Brother
Peter Dinklage Winston / Toxie, the Hero
Jacob Tremblay Wade, the Kid
Annette Badland Daisy, the Shopkeeper
Jane Levy Cheerful Insurance Rep (voice)
Taylour Paige J.J. Doherty, the Wild Card
Shaun Dooley Mel Ferd, the Crusading Reporter
Sarah Niles Mayor Togar
Julia Davis Kissy Sturnevan, his Associate
Macon Blair Dennis, the Noisy Slob, Screenplay, Director, Executive Producer
Lloyd Kaufman Lloyd, the Hospital Grump, Producer, Characters
Brett W. Bachman Editor
Lee Eddy CJ Doons, formerly Miss Fall Harvest
Jonny Coyne Thad Barkabus, the Big Boss
David Yow Guthrie Stockins, the Wise Hobo
Nikolay Stanoev Gut-Shot Manager
Desislava Manasieva Wigmaker
Atanas Srebrev Chief Wormer
Julian Kostov Budd Berserk, crazy/dangerous
Martin Chichov "C" Camera Operator
Michael Herz Producer
Andrew Pfeffer Executive Producer
Mary Parent Producer
JR Esposito J.R. Gile, reporting live!
Chris Sharp C.S. Hawley, the Payroll Guard
Spencer Wilding Monster Garbinger, his Imperfect Self / Him Under the Hood, mysterious guitar
Mariana Stansheva Casting
Kitodar Todorov Kupp, a Science Geek
Max Kraus "Youse!"
Alex Garcia Producer
Valentin Ganev Cardinal Rooney
Danko Jordanov Fight Choreographer, Stunt Double
Abraham Lewis Spence, his Shithead Heir
Rebecca O'Mara Shelly, dearly missed
Leart Dokle Keg-Stand, another Thug
Mark Bennett Casting
Bozhidar Peychev Third Assistant Director
Teodor Tzolov Stunts, Stunt Coordinator
Hristo Parvanov Stunts
Euan Macnaughton Fritz Cop
Julie Harkin Casting
Duke Nwamerue Venus Devalero, sex bass
Emil Petkov Electrician, Stunts
Yovko Dogandjiiski Special Effects Supervisor
Neda Spasova DJ Cool Cthulu, tables & black magic
Randy E. Aguebor Coach Bobby Stanwyck, on fire
Derek Morse Detective Swofford
Ivo Vuchkov Stunts
Will Blair Original Music Composer
Chris Morley Visual Effects Supervisor
Ioan Lov Ponytail, a Thug
Alen Angelov Bike Helmet Kid, no car for you
Ivo Kehayov Stunts
Nathan Cooper "Cornholed"
Radoslav Ignatov Stunt Double
Sunil Patel Dr. Walla, who means well
Dana Gonzales Director of Photography
Kexin Wang Cashier
Nikolay Sabchev Boom Operator
Monika Hristova Second Assistant Director
Ivan Ranghelov Art Direction
Deliana Stoyanova Graphic Designer
Spencer Liff Choreographer
James Thomas Editor
Emmanuel Todorov Beat Cop
Brooke Blair Original Music Composer
Alexander Krumov "D" Camera Operator
Byron Brown Sad Commercial Man, "thank you, Bob"
Viktor Hristov Stunts
Margo Cargill Agent Sarah Weatherwax, aka Sneaky Cheetah
Luisa Guerreiro Toxie, the Bod