Kevin Bacon Bob Garbinger, the Villain
Elijah Wood Fritz Garbinger, his Creepy Brother
Peter Dinklage Winston / Toxie, the Hero
Jacob Tremblay Wade, the Kid
Annette Badland Daisy, the Shopkeeper
Jane Levy Cheerful Insurance Rep (voice)
Shaun Dooley Mel Ferd, the Crusading Reporter
Sarah Niles Mayor Togar
Taylour Paige J.J. Doherty, the Wild Card
Julia Davis Kissy Sturnevan, his Associate
Lloyd Kaufman Lloyd, the Hospital Grump, Producer, Characters
Macon Blair Dennis, the Noisy Slob, Screenplay, Director, Executive Producer
Brett W. Bachman Editor
Martin Chichov "C" Camera Operator
Jonny Coyne Thad Barkabus, the Big Boss
Andrew Pfeffer Executive Producer
Nikolay Stanoev Gut-Shot Manager
Lee Eddy CJ Doons, formerly Miss Fall Harvest
Julian Kostov Budd Berserk, crazy/dangerous
Atanas Srebrev Chief Wormer
Chris Sharp C.S. Hawley, the Payroll Guard
Abraham Lewis Spence, his Shithead Heir
David Yow Guthrie Stockins, the Wise Hobo
Mary Parent Producer
JR Esposito J.R. Gile, reporting live!
Desislava Manasieva Wigmaker
Spencer Wilding Monster Garbinger, his Imperfect Self / Him Under the Hood, mysterious guitar
Valentin Ganev Cardinal Rooney
Bozhidar Peychev Third Assistant Director
Michael Herz Producer
Mariana Stansheva Casting
Max Kraus "Youse!"
Leart Dokle Keg-Stand, another Thug
Alex Garcia Producer
Danko Jordanov Fight Choreographer, Stunt Double
Deliana Stoyanova Graphic Designer
Mark Bennett Casting
Euan Macnaughton Fritz Cop
Teodor Tzolov Stunts, Stunt Coordinator
Will Blair Original Music Composer
Kitodar Todorov Kupp, a Science Geek
Byron Brown Sad Commercial Man, "thank you, Bob"
Julie Harkin Casting
Alen Angelov Bike Helmet Kid, no car for you
Hristo Parvanov Stunts
Alexander Krumov "D" Camera Operator
Emil Petkov Electrician, Stunts
Neda Spasova DJ Cool Cthulu, tables & black magic
Spencer Liff Choreographer
Yovko Dogandjiiski Special Effects Supervisor
Derek Morse Detective Swofford
Ivo Vuchkov Stunts
Sunil Patel Dr. Walla, who means well
Nikola Mutafov Officer Dingus
Chris Morley Visual Effects Supervisor
Randy E. Aguebor Coach Bobby Stanwyck, on fire
Radoslav Ignatov Stunt Double
Brooke Blair Original Music Composer
Ivo Kehayov Stunts
Rebecca O'Mara Shelly, dearly missed
Nathan Cooper "Cornholed"
Monika Hristova Second Assistant Director
Kexin Wang Cashier
Dana Gonzales Director of Photography
Brent Werzner Toxie Witness
Viktor Hristov Stunts
Antony Tanev First Assistant Director
Ivan Ranghelov Art Direction
James Thomas Editor
Emmanuel Todorov Beat Cop
Miroslav Stoilov First Assistant "B" Camera
Laura Giosh Distraught Mother