Alan Ritchson Thad Castle, Producer, Writer
Ed Marinaro Coach Marty Daniels
Ed Amatrudo Dean Olivares
Jimmy Tatro Dick Dawg
Chris Romano Sammy Cacciatore, Writer, Producer
Anthony Reynolds Cop
Kelly Kruger Julia King
Frankie Shaw Mary Jo Cacciatore
Page Kennedy Radon Randell
James Cade Harmon Tedesco
Rob Ramsay Donnie Schrab
Barry Ratcliffe Auctioneer
Omari Newton Larry Summers
Katelynn Derengowski Stephanie
Darin Brooks Alex Moran
Erica Page Tina
Eric Falconer Writer, Producer
Sam Jones Craig Shiloh
Lev L. Spiro Director
Leann Lei Mojito Girl
Derek Severson Football Player (uncredited)
William Frasca Nerdy Looking Kid
Lindsey Sporrer Holly
Mark de Carreau Thanks
Dhani Jones Dhani Jones
Mary Elizabeth Runyon Valerie
Remington Jay Perregaux Satan / Gift Wrap Man
Miles Duffield Third Student
Hudson Shank Young Thad
Greggory Daniels Second Student
Brittany Ann Boudreault Amber