Alan Ritchson Thad Castle, Producer, Writer
Jimmy Tatro Dick Dawg
Ed Marinaro Coach Marty Daniels
Chris Romano Sammy Cacciatore, Writer, Producer
Page Kennedy Radon Randell
Kelly Kruger Julia King
Barry Ratcliffe Auctioneer
Anthony Reynolds Cop
Ed Amatrudo Dean Olivares
James Cade Harmon Tedesco
Omari Newton Larry Summers
Rob Ramsay Donnie Schrab
Frankie Shaw Mary Jo Cacciatore
Leann Lei Mojito Girl
William Frasca Nerdy Looking Kid
Katelynn Derengowski Stephanie
Darin Brooks Alex Moran
Erica Page Tina
Eric Falconer Writer, Producer
Sam Jones Craig Shiloh
Lev L. Spiro Director
Derek Severson Football Player (uncredited)
Lindsey Sporrer Holly
Mark de Carreau Thanks
Dhani Jones Dhani Jones
Mary Elizabeth Runyon Valerie
Remington Jay Perregaux Satan / Gift Wrap Man
Miles Duffield Third Student
Hudson Shank Young Thad
Greggory Daniels Second Student
Brittany Ann Boudreault Amber