April Webster Casting
Brooke Shields Brooke Shields
Morgan Fairchild Morgan Fairchild
Sandy Wernick Executive Consultant
Gela Nash Gela Jacobson
Anthony Perkins Anthony Perkins
Michele Lee Michele Lee
Betty White Betty White
Kristy Swanson Teenage Heidi Abromowitz (uncredited)
Vincent Price Vincent Price
Howie Mandel Howie Mandel
Elizabeth Ashley Elizabeth Ashley
Kris Kristofferson Kris Kristofferson
Cassandra Peterson Elvira
Alan Smithee Director
Ali MacGraw Ali McGraw
Joan Rivers Joan Rivers, Writer
Howard Morris Howie Morris
Joan Van Ark Joan Van Ark
Diahann Carroll Diahann Carroll
Garry Shandling Garry Shandling
Tony Randall Tony Randall
Lynn Redgrave Lynn Redgrave
Alan King Alan King
Richard Coca Richard Coca
Kay E. Kuter Kay E. Kuter
Suzanne Somers Suzanne Somers
Charles Nelson Reilly Charles Nelson Reilly
Sandy Duncan Sandy Duncan
Willie Nelson Willie Nelson
Lauren Hutton Lauren Hutton
George Furth George Furth
Mae Questel Mae Questel
Bert Convy Bert Convy
Little Richard Little Richard
Joyce Brothers Dr. Joyce Brothers
Nell Carter Nell Carter
Don Novello Father Guido Sarducci
Ruth Westheimer Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Ed Koch Mayor Edward Koch
Sid Gould Sid Gould
David Brenner David Brenner
Ben Kronen Ben Kronen
Selma Diamond Selma Diamond
Ann Elder Writer
Anthony Holland Anthony Holland
Eve Smith Eve Smith
Robin Leach Robin Leach
Sheldon Keller Writer
Martha Williamson Writer
Vivian Bonnell Vivian Bonnell
Jennifer Richards Jennifer Richards
Shuko Akune Shuko Akune
Mark Hudson Creative Consultant
Yana Nirvana Yana Nirvana
Kenny Solms Producer
Sandy Hackett Sandy Hackett
Edgar Rosenberg Writer, Executive Producer
Erma Bombeck Erma Bombeck
Ray Stewart Ray Stewart
Vernon Washington Vernon Washington
Joseph Wapner Judge Joseph Wapner
Manis Orangutan
Stan Burns Writer
Jay Redack Writer, Creative Consultant
Ret Turner Costume Consultant
Kenny Sacha Ken Sacha
Gayle Maffeo Executive In Charge Of Production
Greg Brunton Lighting Director
Bobby Berosini Bobby Berosini
Bill Sammeth Executive Producer, Writer
Lenny Stack Music Arranger