Morgan Freeman Patrick Meighan
Amanda Seyfried Samantha
Liam Neeson Customer
Mark Wahlberg John
Christopher Walsh Special Effects
Giovanni Ribisi Donny
John Franchi Bar Patron (uncredited)
Tara Strong Ted Toy (voice)
Patrick Stewart Narrator (voice)
Patrick Warburton Guy
Seth MacFarlane Ted (voice), Director, Producer, Writer, Characters
Kate McKinnon Kate McKinnon
Jason Clark Producer
Kt Baldassaro Wedding Guest (uncredited)
John Slattery Shep Wild
Dennis Haysbert Fertility Doctor
Michael Parks Animation
John Carroll Lynch Tom Jessup
Jay Leno Jay Leno
Jessica Barth Tami-Lynn
Lenny Clarke Cop (Boston PD)
Michael Dorn Rick
Taran Killam Taran Killam
Nana Visitor Adoption Agent
Cocoa Brown Joy
Wellesley Wild Pundit, Writer, Executive Producer
Lexi Atkins Waitress
Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel
Bobby Moynihan Bobby Moynihan
Debbie Evans Stunt Double
Ronobir Lahiri Pundit
Stephen J. Lineweaver Production Design
Daniel W. Barringer Stunts
William Xifaras Boston Neighbor
J.D. Schwalm Special Effects Coordinator
Dustin Ybarra Borg
Alec Sulkin Obi-Wan, Writer, Executive Producer
Walter Murphy Original Music Composer
Michael Trisler Cyclist
Tina Grimm Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Heidi Moneymaker Stunts
Anissa Borrego Flash Girl (uncredited)
Bill Smitrovich Frank
Allison Caetano Stunts
Mickey Giacomazzi Stunt Driver
Joe Bucaro III Stunts
Jeremy Fry Stunt Driver
Ron Canada Judge
Lauren Sánchez Bezos Boston Newscaster
Rachael MacFarlane Meighan Assistant
David Goldman Pundit
Justin M. Lubin Still Photographer
Sam J. Jones Sam J. Jones
Jason Chu Stunts
Bryan Felty Art Direction
Scott Stuber Producer
Lance Norris Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Ralph Garman Stormtrooper
Tom Brady Tom Brady
Jenny Fulle Visual Effects Producer
Maggie Geha Female Nurse
Sebastian Arcelus Dr. Ed Danzer
John Viener Police Dispatcher
John Ruggieri Special Effects Coordinator
London Hall Reporter (uncredited)
Andy Hass Animation
Daniel Macarin CG Supervisor
Jessica Szohr Allison
Jessie Graff Stunts
Steve Kelso Stunt Double
Nicholas Tripodi Animation
Peter Borck Supervising Art Director