Morgan Freeman Patrick Meighan
Amanda Seyfried Samantha
Mark Wahlberg John
Liam Neeson Customer
Patrick Stewart Narrator (voice)
Patrick Warburton Guy
Seth MacFarlane Ted (voice), Director, Producer, Writer, Characters
Tara Strong Ted Toy (voice)
Giovanni Ribisi Donny
John Slattery Shep Wild
John Carroll Lynch Tom Jessup
Dennis Haysbert Fertility Doctor
Jay Leno Jay Leno
Jessica Barth Tami-Lynn
Lenny Clarke Cop (Boston PD)
Kate McKinnon Kate McKinnon
Michael Dorn Rick
Nea Dune Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Nana Visitor Adoption Agent
Jason Clark Producer
Cocoa Brown Joy
Wellesley Wild Pundit, Writer, Executive Producer
Lexi Atkins Waitress
Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel
Stephen J. Lineweaver Production Design
William Xifaras Boston Neighbor
Taran Killam Taran Killam
Dustin Ybarra Borg
Alec Sulkin Obi-Wan, Writer, Executive Producer
Walter Murphy Original Music Composer
Michael Trisler Cyclist
Tina Grimm Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Anissa Borrego Flash Girl (uncredited)
Kt Baldassaro Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Brian Smyj Stunt Coordinator
Bobby Moynihan Bobby Moynihan
Bill Smitrovich Frank
Lauren Sánchez Bezos Boston Newscaster
Jeremy Fry Stunt Driver
Rachael MacFarlane Meighan Assistant
David Goldman Pundit
Joe Bucaro III Stunts
Jessie Graff Stunts
Sam J. Jones Sam J. Jones
John Franchi Bar Patron (uncredited)
Steve Kelso Stunt Double
J.D. Schwalm Special Effects Coordinator
Jason Chu Stunts
Nicholas Tripodi Animation
Sheila Jaffe Casting
Heidi Moneymaker Stunts
Ralph Garman Stormtrooper
Tom Brady Tom Brady
Justin M. Lubin Still Photographer
Ron Canada Judge
Jenny Fulle Visual Effects Producer
Maggie Geha Female Nurse
John Ruggieri Special Effects Coordinator
Debbie Evans Stunt Double
Mickey Giacomazzi Stunt Driver
Sebastian Arcelus Dr. Ed Danzer
Todd Harris Storyboard Artist
John Viener Police Dispatcher
Andy Hass Animation
Daniel Macarin CG Supervisor
Jessica Szohr Allison
Scott Stuber Producer
Barry Ratcliffe Pundit
Jack Knight Todd Kidder
Scott Rogers Stunt Coordinator
Julius Sharpe NYC Doctor
Michael Queen Compositor