Matt Champagne "Excuse me, there's a line!"
Whitney Coleman Stunts
Ajay Mehta Convenience Store Owner
Vincent Larusso Bank Robber
Jerry Haleva Saddam Hussein
Marisa Lauren Storm
Aubrie Lemon Dead Blonde Woman
Nick Kiriazis Police Officer
Atom Gorelick Stretchy Boy
Alan Mueting Security Man (uncredited)
Dan Schalk Editor
Timothy Farmer Kid in the Orange Beanie (uncredited)
Eric Artell Sneezo
Howard Mungo Nelson Mandela
Manu Toigo Award Presenter (uncredited)
Clay Greenbush Dead Blonde Woman's Husband
Jordan Rubin The Guy Who Wipes Wolverine's Ass (scenes deleted)
Greg Norberg Producer
Daryl J. Johnson "Well, an old guy did get shot over there"
Wendy L. Walsh Live Reporter
Jeremiah Hu Asian Hourglass
Karlton Johnson Truck Driver
Bob Ziembicki Production Design
David McKnight Bishop Tutu
Sean Simms Barry Bonds
Kristen Endow HS Student (uncredited)
Robert Bezanilla EMT (uncredited)
Sam Cohen Young Rick
Charles W. Gray "Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson"
Alison Woods Stretchy Girl
Seth McCook Paperclip Guy
Julie Van Neo-Batgirl (uncredited)
Jill Sprayregen Henkel Set Decoration
James J. Burke YouTube User (uncredited)
Whitney Ann Jenkins Pink Superhero (uncredited)
Freddie Pierce Tony Bennett
Cameron Ali Sims Xavier's Son
Shanna Beauchamp Student (uncredited)
Kourtney Kaas Onlooker #2
Jeffry Tamara Student (uncredited)