Jason Statham Bacon
Guy Ritchie Director, Casting, Screenplay
Sting JD
Vinnie Jones Big Chris
Jason Flemyng Tom
Alan Ford Alan / Narrator
Nicholas Rowe J
Andrew Tiernan Man in Pub
Victor McGuire Gary
Tim Maurice-Jones Director of Photography, Drowning Man
Niven Howie Editor
Marc Lawes Foley Editor
Dexter Fletcher Soap
Matthew Vaughn Producer, Yuppy in Car
Rob Brydon Traffic Warden
Steven Mackintosh Winston
Nick Moran Eddy
Stephen Marcus Nick the Greek
Danny John-Jules Barfly Jack
Lenny McLean Barry the Baptist
Richard Graydon Stunts
Vera Day Tanya
Nick Gottschalk Art Department Assistant
Huggy Leaver Paul
Frank Harper Dog
P.H. Moriarty 'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale
Vas Blackwood Rory Breaker
John Murphy Original Music Composer
Stephanie Collie Costume Design
Ronnie Fox Mickey
Ben Burt Third Assistant Director
Richard Vanstone Frazer
Charles Forbes Willie
Simon Hayes Sound Recordist
Sy Holland Stunt Driver
Glenn Marks Stunt Coordinator
Jake Abraham Dean
Daniel Toland Second Assistant Director
Nick Marcq Charles
Celestia Fox Casting
Elwin 'Chopper' David Nathan
Tony McMahon John
Steve Sweeney Plank
Mark Mooney Serg
David Reid Samoan Jo, First Assistant Director
Eve Mavrakis Production Design
Iain Andrews Production Design
Derek Howard Policeman
Peter McNicholl Little Chris
Jimmy Flint Don
Jac Hyman Set Decoration
John Houchin Doorman
Suzy Ratner Gloria
Sydney Golder Phil
Stephen Callender-Ferrier Lenny
David A. Hughes Original Music Composer
Graham Stevens Policeman
Steve Collins Boxing Gym Bouncer
James Tarbuck John O'Driscoll
Alex Hall Slick
Bal Jusar Gordon