Jason Statham Bacon
Guy Ritchie Director, Casting, Writer
Vinnie Jones Big Chris
Jason Flemyng Tom
Dexter Fletcher Soap
Danny John-Jules Barfly Jack
Sting JD
Rob Brydon Traffic Warden
Steven Mackintosh Winston
Nick Moran Eddy
Alan Ford Alan / Narrator
Simon Hayes Sound Recordist
Matthew Vaughn Yuppy in Car, Producer
Nicholas Rowe J
Frank Harper Dog
P.H. Moriarty 'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale
Vas Blackwood Rory Breaker
Andrew Tiernan Man in Pub
Victor McGuire Gary
Stephen Marcus Nick the Greek
Huggy Leaver Paul
David Reid First Assistant Director, Samoan Jo
Vera Day Tanya
Steve Sweeney Plank
Tim Maurice-Jones Drowning Man, Director of Photography
Lenny McLean Barry the Baptist, In Memory Of
Richard Graydon Stunts
John Murphy Original Music Composer
Suzy Ratner Gloria
Daniel Toland Second Assistant Director
Elwin 'Chopper' David Nathan
Richard Vanstone Frazer
Jake Abraham Dean
Steve Collins Boxing Gym Bouncer
Marc Lawes Foley Editor
Ronnie Fox Mickey
Sy Holland Stunt Driver
Niven Howie Editor
Stephanie Collie Costume Design
Celestia Fox Casting
Ben Burt Third Assistant Director
Nick Marcq Charles
Stephen Callender-Ferrier Lenny
Iain Andrews Production Design
Glenn Marks Stunt Coordinator
Jimmy Flint Don
Charles Forbes Willie
Nick Gottschalk Art Department Assistant
Mark Mooney Serg
Tony McMahon John
Sydney Golder Phil
David A. Hughes Original Music Composer
Eve Mavrakis Production Design
Derek Howard Policeman
Peter McNicholl Little Chris
Graham Stevens Policeman
Bal Jusar Gordon
James Tarbuck John O'Driscoll
John Houchin Doorman
Jac Hyman Set Decoration
Alex Hall Slick