Jason Statham Bacon
Guy Ritchie Director, Casting, Screenplay
Vinnie Jones Big Chris
Jason Flemyng Tom
Dexter Fletcher Soap
Rob Brydon Traffic Warden
Matthew Vaughn Yuppy in Car, Producer
Danny John-Jules Barfly Jack
Alan Ford Alan / Narrator
Steven Mackintosh Winston
Nicholas Rowe J
Sting JD
Nick Moran Eddy
Andrew Tiernan Man in Pub
Victor McGuire Gary
Richard Graydon Stunts
Vas Blackwood Rory Breaker
P.H. Moriarty 'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale
Steve Sweeney Plank
Frank Harper Dog
Stephen Marcus Nick the Greek
Richard Vanstone Frazer
Simon Hayes Sound Recordist
Huggy Leaver Paul
Suzy Ratner Gloria
Jake Abraham Dean
Ronnie Fox Mickey
Vera Day Tanya
Nick Marcq Charles
Celestia Fox Casting
Charles Forbes Willie
David Reid First Assistant Director, Samoan Jo
Lenny McLean Barry the Baptist, In Memory Of
Stephen Callender-Ferrier Lenny
Marc Lawes Foley Editor
Steve Collins Boxing Gym Bouncer
Daniel Toland Second Assistant Director
Nick Gottschalk Art Department Assistant
Iain Andrews Production Design
Glenn Marks Stunt Coordinator
Jac Hyman Set Decoration
John Murphy Original Music Composer
Jimmy Flint Don
Peter McNicholl Little Chris
Tony McMahon John
Sy Holland Stunt Driver
John Houchin Doorman
Tim Maurice-Jones Drowning Man, Director of Photography
Elwin 'Chopper' David Nathan
Ben Burt Third Assistant Director
Niven Howie Editor
James Tarbuck John O'Driscoll
Bal Jusar Gordon
Stephanie Collie Costume Design
Sydney Golder Phil
Alex Hall Slick
Mark Mooney Serg
David A. Hughes Original Music Composer
Derek Howard Policeman
Eve Mavrakis Production Design
Graham Stevens Policeman